This is the police. We have a warrant for your arrest after you referred to a cover band guitarist as a cowbrained fool. There's also a bench warrant out for you in Wisconsin, Class A felony of leaving a 1-star book review.

103  2019-06-05 by OkaySeriouslyBro

24 comments

Arrest everyone!

SUBPOENA !

But Ant’s still hilarious!

Obviously you can't get arrested for that, I just think it'd be funny if Joe actually came after one of you. Cause who's to say a person can't commit a crime just out of spite? They can get arrested afterwards, but they can still take you out if they find you out. That is if a "Joe" like person actually did get mad. I just think the people canceling shows (if it's not all just a theater act) sets a bad example for people who don't know any better.... I'm not being PC for suggesting you shouldn't harass people to no end. I'm saying there's other ways to be funny, besides harassing individuals and threatening their safety. I thought the Joe thing was funny at first, but if he truly is suffering on a daily basis, then a lot of you are too far gone, fucked in the heads to care if he loses it and comes after one of you. Good luck, stupids!

Shut up Joe.

U ok, mate?

Yeah I'm just giving my Nostradamus speech before the end of times

Nice suicide note, stupid

Do you understand how the law works? Fucking is like fighting. If both parties are grown and mutually consent to the action, shit's fine. It's only when one person wants it, the other doesn't, but the first proceeds anyway that you get rape/assault.

Joe Cumia, following this analogy, is a dirty slut who tells some horned-up friends of hers that she wants to suck their dick. They drive over, semi-hard, only to have Janice Cumia say she doesn't feel like it, wanna have a drink instead? It's still rape if you throw Janice on the bed, have your way with her, and tell the cops "look what she texted me!" Much like it's still criminal assault when Joe acts tough and says he wants to fight someone, then pussies out before he actually has to get his hands dirty.

See? None of this is funny. If anything this sub is just baiting people to start fights... I'm starting to get the feel for terms like "hate subs" and "hate speech", you're all full of it. Plus the mods keep shutting this place down because you all keep threatening each other. Nice hustle to keep your "comedy sub" afloat, stupids.

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Now Sam looking like the caveman from the Geico commercials, that's funny.

Wow you sure are a faggot. If you don’t like the sub, why are you here whining?

He deleted everything. What did he say?

You already know. He said what Joe always says on any account: absolutely nothing. It may interest you to know that he quit the sub FOR GOOD again yesterday. For the 57th time. He's a stupid bore.

Hi, can I have an ipad? I'm 13 & only have 1 public hair that sticks up like a pine needle.

Thats Joe for sure. See how he acts like hes an outsider but knows our little inside mannerisms ( “,stupid”). He acts like hes against making fun of people but makes fun of Sam. Hes such a boomer idiot. A 6 hr old account. Come the fuck on Joe.

I'm starting to get the feel for terms like "hate subs" and "hate speech", you're all full of it.

You joined 8 hours ago and already have three separate "faggot" threads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/bx2k41/faggot/

Hey guys get it! Elton John's a faggot! Yeah, his nostrils have seen more coke pass through them than Bogota International Airport, and he wrote the fucking Lion King. It's the circle of life and it moves us all, bitch.

There’s been a huge influx of faggots on this sub recently

Yeah, it's not really doing the craft of comedy, like, when you humilated mentally disabled people on air.

Nice hustle to keep your "comedy sub" afloat, stupids.

Fun fact: Whenever you or your brother go for the kill strike, you breathe new life into this place. You are inept, just leave it alone.

This is 'staunch 1st amendment defender' Anthony Cumia wanting to shut down free speech because it makes fun of him and his retard brother.

What did the cow say?

Wow, whatafag.

Use the service elevator!

Nice cop ass, stupid.

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