r/OurLordnSaviourJC

3  2019-06-04 by timallenonacid

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/r/OurLordnSaviourJC: a place for likeminded people to gather and share stories, antidotes, whimsies, musings and prayers


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u/Timallenonacid, the "lonely uncle" with plenty of time to hear your prayers, then diddle your pants.

I want to kick that thing.

It would yelp out and cry in fear and pain. Yet it would forgive you, and still be your loyal ally when in times of need. You would tower over such a loyal and fragile creation of our Lords, a hulking beast overdosing on the small amount of power you were gifted, corrupted by the devil’s whispers. When you’re lonely and frail yourself, someone will do the same to you. When you turn for a friend or ally in pain and desperation, the only one present will be Satan himself; revealing his true intentions of dragging your helpless, sullied soul to the depths of hell for all eternity. His loyalty was facade, his smile misleading, his warmth a masquerade and you will beg and plead but there will be no mercy.

I’ll pray for you.

I'm currently dogstitting for my parents 3 little dogs like that one. Trust me they are the worst. I grew up with Dobermans and big dogs of the like. Big dogs are humble, Little shit dogs are annoying as fuck.

Heathen

You will forgive me. You have too.

The only good small breed is the corgi.