Louis CK has an old bit where he basically says, I’ve never seen a dick I wanted to suck but maybe one day I’ll see a dick a wanna suck.

I think this to me is that dick. That is a pristine cock

Look at you diseased head you faggot

I can overlook that

Fair enough. You can go ahead and suck the dick.

Two worthless faggots.

3 of the world's biggest dicks

Aside from the cock, what else was photoshopped here?