r/opieandanthony2: Joe Cumia is NOT a medically obese degenerate. He's the first to acknowledge his blind spots and correct his behavior if there is any doubt he has not behaved impeccably. And Patrick is NOT an overweight narcissist. He's a biblical sex punisher with a cutting wit. Fans love his valley girl sarcasm.

I'm no legal eagle, but this seems like a statement a fella should be able to write on the internet.