Patrick, come down to my office and sign this paper and you’ll never be allowed to contact your daughter but you will be free to play with star wars toys and drink until you die

1  2019-10-01 by Python_Jon

6 comments

1  child_predator_cumia 2019-10-01

This nigga said he ran into a pothole and sprained his ankle, yet here he is running full fat speed and with his feet off the ground.

1  AnthonyKuhnmia 2019-10-01

This mfer skipped a marathon both figuratively and literally...

1  RobertMewler 2019-10-01

Lucky you, you're not shawdowbanned. Pretty sure my comment to you won't show up. Testing..

1  child_predator_cumia 2019-10-01

It showed up.

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-10-01

OUTTA MY WAY, CHILD!

1  praise_st_mel 2019-10-01

I fuckin love this picture. The face of a fat wee boy running after the ice cream van.