A failed father. A failed husband. A failed author. A failed comedian. A failed marathon runner. A failed man. A failed redditor. His being a perpetual source of mockery has been his only success in life. At least Joe Cumia was on a successful radio show like Opie’s Night Time Attitude on WBAB. Patrick on the other hand is a nobody by any measurement. Also, Patrick S Tomlinson is fat and likely had (alleged) fantasies of molesting his own child, child.