The funniest part about The Sacred Cow leaving Reddit and declaring “victory” is it just means he can be continually teased without false copyright claims.

21  2019-09-04 by lolercakesmcgee

He doesn’t even understand a path to victory in his situation because of his limited understanding of the internet and freedom of speech. HiLaRiOuS!

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After being ordered to spend the entire long weekend helping his perverted beer-drenched little brother undo the damage he unwittingly did to his precious, precious Twitter accounts, the beefy-breasted parasite slunk home in shame, then attempted to soothe his fat bruised ego by pitifully proclaiming "victory" over a subreddit. The Cumia brothers are so lost in their world of online delusions that they can't even distinguish between reality and fantasy anymore.

The funniest part to me is claiming victory on a monthly basis.

"they're finally dead!"

"this time I got them for real!"

"this time, it's going to stick!"

You know he’ll always be here, no matter where we are

He left? When did this happen?

Yea he deleted all his comments and “left for good” for the 16th time. Were all really heartbroken.

Also, hes not gone. Hes still reading and reporting every post he can.