So they book guys from infomercials now. Good get, Ant, anyone featured on Wal-Mart's "As Seen On TV!" rack is a big get. He's at least had more eyes on his product.
"So, I was on day 23 of a sleepless bender when I ran out of crack again, so I went to see my dealer and he sat me down and told me I needed to get clean. Yeah, my dealer."
You will never go as hard for crack or Christ than Mike Lindell. Respect.
11 comments
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-04
Very Christian Mike Lindell is obviously unaware of Anthony Cumia's lengthy history as a child predator and also Anthony Cumia pleading guilty to assaulting his girlfriend and fracturing her rib. Someone should definitely inform him before Keith convinces his company to advertise on CP Media.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-09-04
Mike, I'm sorry, but going back to smoking crack would be a better career move than this.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-04
Over/under on how many times Ant pinches the head of his clock in anticipation
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04
Is it a grandmother clock?
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-04
While wearing mommy's shoes.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-04
So they book guys from infomercials now. Good get, Ant, anyone featured on Wal-Mart's "As Seen On TV!" rack is a big get. He's at least had more eyes on his product.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-04
Dick cream guy needs to come back , fo da show
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04
Dayv Lan-dow ree-twee-did
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-04
"So, I was on day 23 of a sleepless bender when I ran out of crack again, so I went to see my dealer and he sat me down and told me I needed to get clean. Yeah, my dealer."
You will never go as hard for crack or Christ than Mike Lindell. Respect.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-04
No one draws the cream of the showbiz crop like Nana does. He must have become a big MyPillow fan while watching MeTV during his tweeting binges.
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-04
You think he knows what a racist, pedo heathen Ant is?