Fantastic failures of pontificating proportions

12  2019-09-04 by redditsipowillsuck

11 comments

Very Christian Mike Lindell is obviously unaware of Anthony Cumia's lengthy history as a child predator and also Anthony Cumia pleading guilty to assaulting his girlfriend and fracturing her rib. Someone should definitely inform him before Keith convinces his company to advertise on CP Media.

Mike, I'm sorry, but going back to smoking crack would be a better career move than this.

Over/under on how many times Ant pinches the head of his clock in anticipation

Is it a grandmother clock?

While wearing mommy's shoes.

So they book guys from infomercials now. Good get, Ant, anyone featured on Wal-Mart's "As Seen On TV!" rack is a big get. He's at least had more eyes on his product.

Dick cream guy needs to come back , fo da show

Dayv Lan-dow ree-twee-did

"So, I was on day 23 of a sleepless bender when I ran out of crack again, so I went to see my dealer and he sat me down and told me I needed to get clean. Yeah, my dealer."

You will never go as hard for crack or Christ than Mike Lindell. Respect.

No one draws the cream of the showbiz crop like Nana does. He must have become a big MyPillow fan while watching MeTV during his tweeting binges.

You think he knows what a racist, pedo heathen Ant is?