['Hello? Did someone mention my name??? Meh...back to binging The Sopranos...Now shush!! Be quiet, I’m busy.',

'Now all you’re missing this: “Joe Cumia is a pedophile”. Post that publicly now on this sub and I’ll happily serve you. You will then be the poster child you aspire to be, all for 8 seconds of having some still anonymous morons cheer you on. \n\nGo ahead... say something about me that’s libelous/defamatory now that I know your name and particulars. Brave man and extremely stupid as well.',

'Better on pornhub than this fucking sewer.',

'Short answer? I do the DMCA’s just to get over on you douchebags. Anyone that actually matters knows how good a guitarist I am. You shitdicks actually do too.. you’d just never admit it outright due to peer pressure. But you do in your private messages all the time. \n\nLonger answer: BOC asked me to sit in on one song during an encore at a local venue with only a couple hundred people there. As I said, I’ve known Don and Eric for around 40 years. I auditioned as bass player back around 25 years ago and did not get the gig. It came down to myself and one other gentleman. He got the spot. I’m still friendly with all of them. They know all about what you do.',

'You are severely retarded. \n\nEverything from the grammar used in your post, to the idea that BOC somehow owns said video or has a stake in its use is more retarded than anything this entire sub has ever tried to pin on me as the embodiment of stupidity. You sir, according to anyone here with a brain, are officially the new ME...welcome and a hearty MOOOOO to you..',

'I don’t have to imagine it, I just did... stupid. That was a question, use one of these “?” at the end of your sentence you dummy.',

'No... LOL, it’s because people that typically and obsessively engage in being full time anonymous trolls have very low self esteem. That’s usually brought on by being either morbidly obese, very unattractive or mentally ill (I’ve never seen a handsome retard).',

'I have a girlfriend Danny. You, on the other hand, are so batshit crazy that you scare females away within a couple of weeks...\n\n I remember Ant fucked at least one of your GF’s... You were still around when that happened, right? What a coincidence... We were just laughing about that a couple of nights ago!... XD',

'Not about millennials per se, only about their identically entitled habits and self important attitudes.',

'Angry.',

'Let’s be realistic, 99% of you Johnny Depp/Tom Cruise/Brad Pitt/Colin Farrell look-a-likes would fuck a slug if you could find a slug that would give consent.',

'I’m HILARIOUS!',

'Aesop is most well known for writing fables.\n\nFable: A story, typically a SUPERNATURAL one incorporating elements of MYTH and LEGEND.\n\nYou really are dim.',

'Oh, It’s definitely anger born of envy. Hence the non-stop insults. It’s all you have...I’ll explain it to you rockstar...\n\nFirst of all, its plain to see through your writing style that you are your biggest fan. You’re one of those guys who thinks so highly of himself and the reality of it is, you’re no more intelligent, charming or eloquent than “Mike the Situation” from The Jersey Shore. You can wear an expensive suit to your mediocre FT job, that you secretly hate, but you’ve tried so hard to get away from what you’ve become that it’s consumed your life-force and now you’re just an angry young man.. \n\nI picture you to be a real life version of one of the loser ripoff artists from the movie “Boiler Room”, maybe even as big a millennial scumbag as Ben Affleck portrayed in that movie, yet you couldn’t elevate yourself beyond being an anonymous punk on a half assed message board in some obscure corner of the inter-webs. \n\nYour drive to express such disdain for people you don’t know or have ever had any interaction with is classically symptomatic of an über-loser who needs to fuck with others to constantly stoke his confidence and ego. The insults you constantly hurl are probably also the only catharsis that prevents you from beating your wife and kids or throwing your emotionally twisted ass out of a 50th floor window of the building you work in.\n\nYour only connection to or involvement with any of the shows cast or regulars is that of a “fanboy”. Like everyone else here. Your nothing to any of us. Why bother? Because you’re angry.\n\nBut hey, at least you get my personal attention here once in a while, so you have that going for you,',

'You’re so angry. It’s hilarious!', 'Dependz...']