SIR! Private Cumia reporting for duty, SIR!

51  2019-09-04 by Nuwanda84

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“What’s the name of your peeler, private?”

Sir, Colleen, sir!

“I asked you for the name of your peeler, Private Cumia, not your fucking middle name!”

Sir, sorry, sir. The private’s peeler is named Rosemarie Dawn, sir

“You are about a piece of shit, Cumia. Get the fuck out of my barracks!”

That doll is a more decorated veteran than Joe.

Has Joe lost weight?