Reminder: Dave Landcow can’t read

68  2019-09-04 by ShiIIyFaggot

34 comments

Our-burr and r-burr. Nice consistency, stupid.

who the fuck pronounces arbor as "our-bor". Maybe the retarded Boston accent.

Can someone explain what the fuck that is

Dave Landau is retarded and can't read at an adult level so all of his plugs are written out like this, somewhat phonetically.

Dolph Lolcow can't read, so his prompt card has phonetic spelling to help him with big words like "Arbor"

lmao i cant believe this is real.

Maybe that's why he 'liked' that tweet making fun of Ant. He can't read.

Hahahahaha

From what I remember it was a joke to because he always forgot his plugs.

Hush now

Norton said why is December sounded out on the prompter. Nana had to explain its because Landau can't read and they have to tell him how to pronounce shit. Both pussies (work and Nana) immediately then have to declare but he's so fucking funny!!! They were afraid the open mic comedian would hear they trashed him.

So he's dumber than Bobo, and a midget

I'm not convinced it isn't Bobo.

Image having to spend your holidays traveling and visiting Syracuse and Ann Arbor in the winter. Pathetic!

Sad!

is this real?

Hard k? What an idiot, everyone knows week has a silent k.

I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out what a soft k sounds like. In landcows stupid head there are two different k sounds?

I was trying to make sense of it, the only explanation I can think of is that he thinks k and c are interchangeable and both have soft and hard pronunciations?

Even so, why would you have to make a note about how to pronounce week? What could you possibly confuse that with?

Weis, maybe?

I think Vos is the only one capable of a soft K

Next Weechschschchch

How else could you say week? What the fuck

What kind of idiot can't read and has to see words (somewhat) phonetically?

Oh yea, the same guy who tells the same 4 stories about growing up in Detroit every time he's on a podcast.

Gotta let people know your dad bought you Easy E's merry muthafuckin Christmas "not knowing what rap was" for the 80th time, what a great bit!

But honestly, how would he have said week if they didn't remind him there's a hard K at the end of it?

Even the phonetic instructions are fucking retarded.

Seriously, what the fuck is a "hard k"? It's not like a C that changes it's sound, he must be a prolific retard if they have to be that fucking careful.

hard k

Are there "soft" k's?

Knock

The word I would use would be "silent" in that sense, thus the opposite would be "pronounced", semantics aside, when is a "k" silent at the end of a word? Does he actually have a disorder?

He’s retarded.

Evidently.

Rich Voss is owed an apology

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