IMO it's the zeal with which he embraces his buffoonery that makes him so funny. He's just so aggressively stupid, like he has something stupid to prove. My personal favorite Moo Cow Joe moments are when he makes up idiotic stories on social media to validate his retarded beliefs, like when he happened upon the one-legged biker vet or when he saved the lost flag on the highway or when he refused to help the Somalian move the obese sick man. But honestly, pretty much all of his moronic mooings are pretty entertaining.

I liked when he tried to “Starve Nana” until someone explained to him that Nana was his brother and he was starving him of a transexuals cum. Also when he made a buffoon of himself that one time.

He thought he cracked the code and had deciphered some secret subreddit lingo which he'd use to humiliate everyone and let himself in on the joke, but it turned out he was just stupid.

He came here to look dumb and drink child spit, and hes all outa spit.

The Hefner thing was the best. Everything else; People's Court, social media idiocy and bragging, looking like a doofus at the book signing, and the masterful use of english (bewilderment at amazement!) was all done publicly for the world to see. He tried to keep the Hefner thing secret, failing at that too by posting his own video listing all the bands' aliases.

I guess you weren’t paying attention when Anthony told us they’re laughing at us.