He Got the Girl

35  2019-09-04 by wbgreen

14 comments

It's unfair to cows really. They provide so much and ask for nothing. Meat, milk and things to push over for drunk teenagers.

Once again, Joe besmirches the good name of another noble group.

good point brotherman, cows fawking rule. just had 4 McDoubles without the buns. really wanted an oreo McFlurry but i'm on the keto diet so i can't! i can't imagine living without burgers and ice cream!

I was so pissed when i moved to VA and found out cow tipping isnt real.

Is it just not a thing in Virginia or is it generally not a thing?

Its fake. Theyre huge. If you try to push it its either going to fuck you up or just stare at you.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

You're out of your fucking element, BigLebowskiBot

at least you can tell it was a girl

That a pretty adorable cow.

With some A1 sause

That thing wears black leather with studs better than Joe ever could.

Thats a prized Hefner alright

Nice of Nana to put the fancy red bridle on and lead Joe out