Hey Joe I heard you like to fight! I do BJJ & Muay Thai, and I'm gay, so we could have some real fun together buddy!

42  2019-09-03 by redditsipowillsuck

39 comments

You two could go to dinner, talk about stuff maybe kiss him?

i got some sandwiches and red gatorade at my places

Do you have imported child spit from Japan? It’s Joes favorite.

I do actually, a big stet up from that Long Island swill our boy usually puts back.

Remember to age it in a toilet. That’s how Joe likes it.

Stupid is going to have to post a pic of his gun cabinet with his awful reflection in the glass now. DON’T fuck with SAMCRO JOE 😎

If Joe kills me Anthony can tweet about another black crime and make me famous.

Anth can't even make himself famous

🔎🤔🙊

Maybe he’s a grower!

Father of 4 actually

it's weird seeing a dude that buff and with a dick that looks like it's lacking size. just saying as someone who wouldn't want to appear like a dumb meathead who's compensating for their embarrassing 4incher. but that's jusrt me...

Shouldn’t there be a giant white mound between your chest and underwear?

Might wanna explain to joeH why that’s not the case...

Anyone can do it!

Also Joe if you wanna dox me I run a company that does over 10x your yearly allowance in revenue and I'm 32 years younger than you with no famous relatives.

You're moving a glas house?

got tired of throwing stones

I may need need to change my name! Hubba hubba

As long as you're a big dumb, submissive old man I'm all in baby.

...LUMIA?

Big Apple Joe told me all gay dudes had massive dongs. You can't even fill out the 'average man' pouch...

DISAPPOINTED

Who is Joe Lumia? Is that another alias we have to learn?

What belt in bjj?

That was a typo.

i think he meant to say he has a belt in giving b-j's...

Bit redundant announcing youre gay when we can already see your shaved chest.

Just wanted to make sure.

I trim my ches....., waaaait am I gay?

Hey slick, maybe you can answer this one: Is stupid Rogan right about Muay Thai being the best and most versatile form of Martial Arts?

For street fights it's pretty solid, but against other fighters you're gonna wanna have other shit you know.

I hear knifing guys in the liver is pretty effective but I don't know dick about Muay Thai. I'm only 16.

You made up 2/3 of that list.

I first got into BJJ because I love hugging men.

Do you think you could take Rogan? Bear in mind I imagine it's extra hard to wrestle a midget with an erection.

lol no chance

I'll fuck you up. Come over to my house where me and a bunch if other overweight dagos hang out and we will cower quietly until you leave.....pussy

Careful, Joe will execute a double-leg takedown on you. He'll mount you and hit you with the ground & pound. He'll manhandle you with the butt grip.

you just described my fantasy as a sub

What’d you think of stipe vs dc?