DMT! WEED! HEMP!!!!!!!!

71  2019-09-03 by feedfatrick

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Stubby lil feller

Amazing how a bald 50 year old can look so much like a newborn baby.

After like 10 years of not having spoken on air to each other, he had Penn Jillette on, only to spend like 15 minutes telling him that he should do DMT

The only thing I hate more is when he starts talking about the fucking UFC. Nobody gives a fuck about grown men beating each other up and groping each other.

At least when he talks about the UFC there’s a chance he’ll start crying for no goddamn reason. Personally I find his DMT drivel about it’s inherent metaphysical qualities insufferable, he’s been repeating the same bullshit for 10 years. If your trip didn’t end with a police officer screaming “STOP RESISTING” or an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hospitalization it’s a boring story at best.

But I’ll always enjoy hearing Joe tell another guest how he has 20 pounds of elk meat in his freezer from his last hunting trip and how he likes to eat said elk meat because he feels connected to it or some shit.

UFC really does suck. They over saturated their brand to the point that nobody gives a fuck, outside of closeted homos like Norton & Rogan.

I don't know if this is Photoshopped or if he really is that tiny

This is screencapped from a legit video, he’s really that tiny

Is that one of those novelty oversized chairs you see at the beach?

It's actually a tiny chair.

that chair is a baby booster

Unfunny midget

Dolla Dolla bill yaaaa

Hilarious material. Remember that he insists he had to “EAT DICK on stage for YEARS” to become this good at standup comedy.

Totally worth all of the effort

That bit is so cringey

IT’S CRAZY!!!!! THE WOMAN WAS LIVING WITH A CHIMP!!! THAT THING WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!!! CRAZY!!!

You’re watching it man, know what I’m saying man? Taekwondo champion Rogan wins again man.

Fun fact, that is an ordinary size chair and joe is 4ft tall

Toe Rogan

That's his favourite fisting position

Can someone photoshop in a swarthy gentleman, to give Joe's open mouth what it craves?

Funny thing is, I believe he's acting out getting raped by Brock Lesnar in this bit, seriously.

Fantasizing

Use an NP link, dumbass.

Unfunny closet homosexual.