Successful musicians are performing and getting paid. James is furiously creating new Twitter accounts and miserably failing at owning online terrorists.
He could have been out grazing, participating in milking contests or bra shopping, but instead Moo Cow chose to spend the entire weekend enabling the same maniacal social media addiction that cost his beer-addled brother his radio career. It'd be like if Artie Lange's sister spent the weekend gathering heroin for him. The only conclusion one can logically reach is that Uncle Udders is so afraid of upsetting his beer-drenched little brother that he felt compelled to spend the entire long weekend helping him to continue violently humiliating himself on social media lest he falls from Count Groomia's favor and is forced to seek gainful employment.
The mental image of Joe hunched over a laptop in his sleeveless "Men Of Mayhem" sweatshirt, pendulous breasts softly swaying over the keyboard as his perverted and clearly deeply troubled two shirted brother "hahaHAholeeeeshits" in the background is haunting but accurate. It's a sad and pathetic rise, fall, rise and plummet scenario ripped straight from the fevered nightmares of someone who really, really wants to be a pedophile but just can't summon the courage to actually do it.
11 comments
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-02
Joe should be forced to do heavy manual labor today. Fucking bum.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-09-02
Pardon my language, everyone, but this Joe fella seems like a real dope.
1 Jungies 2019-09-02
He's a real humdinger, if you catch my drift.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-02
He’s a hamburger
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-02
Mooooo
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-02
He's here because they don't want anything to do w/him either. I mean really, hes spent all weekend trying to set up bogus twitter accounts.
1 johnajapanda 2019-09-02
Successful musicians are performing and getting paid. James is furiously creating new Twitter accounts and miserably failing at owning online terrorists.
1 Tashter 2019-09-02
Pathetic if true.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-02
3 minutes ago https://www.reddit.com/r/opie_anthony/comments/cytyqr/serious_can_someone_please_provide_a_rough/eyv1fq7/?context=3
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-02
Everyday is a holiday for Joe
1 joemoomia 2019-09-02
He could have been out grazing, participating in milking contests or bra shopping, but instead Moo Cow chose to spend the entire weekend enabling the same maniacal social media addiction that cost his beer-addled brother his radio career. It'd be like if Artie Lange's sister spent the weekend gathering heroin for him. The only conclusion one can logically reach is that Uncle Udders is so afraid of upsetting his beer-drenched little brother that he felt compelled to spend the entire long weekend helping him to continue violently humiliating himself on social media lest he falls from Count Groomia's favor and is forced to seek gainful employment.
The mental image of Joe hunched over a laptop in his sleeveless "Men Of Mayhem" sweatshirt, pendulous breasts softly swaying over the keyboard as his perverted and clearly deeply troubled two shirted brother "hahaHAholeeeeshits" in the background is haunting but accurate. It's a sad and pathetic rise, fall, rise and plummet scenario ripped straight from the fevered nightmares of someone who really, really wants to be a pedophile but just can't summon the courage to actually do it.