rotgut rules. live at the apollo is one of the most underrated albums of all time. i think they made a mistake by being a blackface on the cover so it wasn't as big as it should've been. check it out on spotify if you haven't heard it before.
Yeah, because using face makeup when creating parody is racist. You’re a millennial moron. Everything that’s wrong with America.. I guess the Wayans Brothers’s (white chicks) Eddie Murphy (coming to America) Ted Danson (Woopie Goldberg blackface bit) Al Jolson, Howard Stern, Billy Crystal, etc etc etc... are all racisssssssssst. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Shut up stupid.
You named actual comics and entertainers that write and perform original material. You and AntH are talentless wannabe tribute acts. I hope gout gets you!
I remember the band and it was always playing garbage music copied from other bands. Paying to record your garbage music isn’t the same as a record deal. And yes you were just as stupid and racist then as you are now.
Face it Joe, you are a failure as a musician. It didn’t work out for you and it never will. Your music is garbage and you should stop being such a parasite by expecting your younger brother to fund your lifestyle. The world needs ditch diggers too so suck up your self pride and get a job you leech.
We're not talking about the "African American" portion of your ancestry DNA results, I can record myself pissing onto a tin roof and call it original music, the fuck does that mean when it sucks?
Jolson was racist, Ted Danson got dragged through the mud for being racist, Howard Stern gets a pass thanks to Robin.
As for the rest, context matters. You know how Anthony making fun of a retard is OK by you, but then when we make fun of you for being a retard you get upset? Well, that's context. Since black people dressing up as white people doesn't have centuries of vicious stereotyping associated with it, Murphy and the Wayans brothers get a pass on it; same as when you and Anthony dress as white people you get a pass.
Wow...does Joe /u/DOXXER100 how bad this videos makes him look? Before I go too hard on him, has he ever played this song before because some of the riffs can be a bit tricky..but interestingly enough he messes up the easier parts.. I counted at least five screw ups.
The first one starts at about 43 seconds. He looks offstage and makes a duck face at the crowd lol. Then everything from 47 seconds to about 53 seconds (Let the girl) is all 'air guitar' playing.. nothing he's pretending to finger is being played because you can't hear it. He's hotdogging it the entire time and as a result of showing off, is late for backup vocals to "let that girl". Then he plays the exact same fill as the lead guitarist after the chorus..camera pans to the Bono looking dude..
And then because the rest of the band is visibly mad at him for playing their parts and messing up his own, he goes try to be cool with the drummer...then he has to be told when not to play, pointed at when to play..then he fucks up the beginning of his solo around 132 seconds which is punctuated by him cranking his own volume up...and then the Bono guy flips you off for cranking your own volume just to mess up..
And that's just the first half of the video! Joe /u/DOXXER100 I would take this down if I were you...it really does not make you look good at all, I'm sorry my man. You should stick to your originals - I've listened to Pseudo Cowboy Millionaire no joke like 15 times since last week!
This is something you would DMCA if someone else posted it here, so fuck you. You don't get to pick and choose which sample of your shitty cosplay garbage gets posted here. Removed for spam.
Thanks! I was going to delete it anyway. I delete everything that I grace this Shithole with.
BTW- You can change your user name, but you’ll always be the same pint-sized LI’l Fidget you’ve always been. Little-man syndrome... ahahaha! (((and Johnny Cakes says, “How does he know?!?!”))) I bet your head barely reaches Rogans balls. Have a nice Holiday!
Hi Joey! I thought it was funny when Nana’s Twitter got taken away because of you. I hope he goes bankrupt before he dies a painful death, but I’m looking forward to both because you’ll suffer.
Enjoy your holiday even though you’ve never performed labor and every day’s a pathetic holiday for unemployed bums like you. Things will only get worse for you from here. Keep poking the hornet’s nest, You’re a dipshit boomer 🐮
This is the type of material we're missing by not being invited to be sardine canned with a bunch of fat mutants at Anthony's smelly basement poker table. We're all jealous.
Is it satisfying to know that your fag brother doesn't have a twitter account, and never will again for more than a couple days, all because you just won't leave it alone? Sniff.
It was an over-wordy comparison to the subreddit users as angry insects incapable of thought or some such drivel. It's the sort of half-formed thought that most people would think, "that almost works, can I wring any humour from it?....it's probably not worth the effort".
That legitimately sounds like something you'd read on one of those mental illness subreddits. There was some African-American comedian who made a joke that was like, "there is no such thing as online bullying.. just don't go online." It's the modern equivalent of "if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it... does it make a sound?"
The correct answer is: who gives a fuck because it doesn't affect my daily life. If you just left the subreddit alone, people would stop bothering you and fucking with your Twitters and boardwalk shows. I just don't get this.
I'm still trying to figure out what happened this weekend because it sounds like they've spent the entire time inside on their computers. Which is sad because it's been a lovely holiday!
This is all he had to do. Not all that long ago no one on this sub gave the remotest of fucks about Moo Tits, but he had to try too hard to be the online tough guy he thinks he is. Everyone would have quickly lost interest and moved on to posting about how ugly Sam is or how gay Jimmy is or how pedophilic Ant is or whatever. But Uncle Udders had to push it.
You have me confused with your manlet little brother, fasto, and all of your posts get easily archived, so you're wasting your perpetual leisure time here as usual.
Now, lie and tell me you’ve made a single dime or gotten laid with the answer to that final Jeopardy question. My pentatonic scales and tribute bands have been very lucrative over the past 20 years. Thank you. Next.
Yeah you just call yourself "Guitarzan" (YUCK), wear faggoty shirts with guitars on them, tattoo ugly guitars on your uglier arms. You're the classic overcompensater who desperately wants to be seen as a musician and artist but lacks any talent.
And as impressed as I am by your turkey sandwiches and Gatorade and playing of "Plastic Bag Conventions," if you really made any money playing 2 gigs a month over 20 years maybe you wouldn't have to beg your baby brother for welfare.
Weird question... since Joe's a musician, and after seeing his house with a full kit and guitars, it appears Jeffrey Hollander's a musician, do you think Joe Cumia and Jeffrey Hollder jammed together when they were at the compound?
I mean... after all, they're two "musicians" with the same tase in "paint" and "instruments."
59 comments
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-02
Joe is a gaywad
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-02
And a nignog.
1 PatBattle1 2019-09-02
rotgut rules. live at the apollo is one of the most underrated albums of all time. i think they made a mistake by being a blackface on the cover so it wasn't as big as it should've been. check it out on spotify if you haven't heard it before.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-02
Good thing they learned from that black face move and totally didnt keep doing racist shit
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
Yeah, because using face makeup when creating parody is racist. You’re a millennial moron. Everything that’s wrong with America.. I guess the Wayans Brothers’s (white chicks) Eddie Murphy (coming to America) Ted Danson (Woopie Goldberg blackface bit) Al Jolson, Howard Stern, Billy Crystal, etc etc etc... are all racisssssssssst. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Shut up stupid.
1 johnajapanda 2019-09-02
You named actual comics and entertainers that write and perform original material. You and AntH are talentless wannabe tribute acts. I hope gout gets you!
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
Did you listen? Apparently not. All 3 Rotgut albums are 98% original music.
1 quasi100 2019-09-02
these are 100% original
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/bovines.mp4
1 johnajapanda 2019-09-02
Lol albums! Just because you were the SoundCloud "artist" of the 80, doesn't mean shit. Hahah albums!
1 tjdon 2019-09-02
I remember the band and it was always playing garbage music copied from other bands. Paying to record your garbage music isn’t the same as a record deal. And yes you were just as stupid and racist then as you are now.
1 xterraroc 2019-09-02
Stop deleting comments stupid! Have some balls.
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-09-02
Face it Joe, you are a failure as a musician. It didn’t work out for you and it never will. Your music is garbage and you should stop being such a parasite by expecting your younger brother to fund your lifestyle. The world needs ditch diggers too so suck up your self pride and get a job you leech.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
100% of the sounds my asshole makes are original, stupid
Your life was spent becoming a musician that could best be described as "nearly mediocre."
Your music is the Special Olympics
1 SwastikaMadeOfNWords 2019-09-02
This nigga said 98%...
We're not talking about the "African American" portion of your ancestry DNA results, I can record myself pissing onto a tin roof and call it original music, the fuck does that mean when it sucks?
1 Skip4play 2019-09-02
Says the guy with plenty of racist shit documented.
1 Jungies 2019-09-02
Jolson was racist, Ted Danson got dragged through the mud for being racist, Howard Stern gets a pass thanks to Robin.
As for the rest, context matters. You know how Anthony making fun of a retard is OK by you, but then when we make fun of you for being a retard you get upset? Well, that's context. Since black people dressing up as white people doesn't have centuries of vicious stereotyping associated with it, Murphy and the Wayans brothers get a pass on it; same as when you and Anthony dress as white people you get a pass.
1 [deleted] 2019-09-02
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1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-02
Sososososo you're saying BLACKFACE makes you "racist?"
You abject simpleton.
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
2nd Rotgut record. Much better from a writing and overall production standpoint. Enjoy! Hear ROTGUT 2 -Slack n Whack https://soundcloud.com/joseph-cumia/sets/rotgut-2-slack-n-whack, a playlist on #SoundCloud.
1 quasi100 2019-09-02
i like this one better
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/boc1.mp4
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-02
Thats the famous James Hefner featuring Blue Oyster Cult!
1 quasi100 2019-09-02
in the saggy flesh
1 paneracist 2019-09-02
Wow...does Joe /u/DOXXER100 how bad this videos makes him look? Before I go too hard on him, has he ever played this song before because some of the riffs can be a bit tricky..but interestingly enough he messes up the easier parts.. I counted at least five screw ups.
The first one starts at about 43 seconds. He looks offstage and makes a duck face at the crowd lol. Then everything from 47 seconds to about 53 seconds (Let the girl) is all 'air guitar' playing.. nothing he's pretending to finger is being played because you can't hear it. He's hotdogging it the entire time and as a result of showing off, is late for backup vocals to "let that girl". Then he plays the exact same fill as the lead guitarist after the chorus..camera pans to the Bono looking dude..
And then because the rest of the band is visibly mad at him for playing their parts and messing up his own, he goes try to be cool with the drummer...then he has to be told when not to play, pointed at when to play..then he fucks up the beginning of his solo around 132 seconds which is punctuated by him cranking his own volume up...and then the Bono guy flips you off for cranking your own volume just to mess up..
And that's just the first half of the video! Joe /u/DOXXER100 I would take this down if I were you...it really does not make you look good at all, I'm sorry my man. You should stick to your originals - I've listened to Pseudo Cowboy Millionaire no joke like 15 times since last week!
1 quasi100 2019-09-02
Not sure how much of thos is sarcastic, but he knows he keeps trying to get it taken down with false dmcas. But I'm hosting it myself.
1 quasi100 2019-09-02
[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]
Joe illegally requested this be taken down
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/boc1.mp4
1 johnajapanda 2019-09-02
Moooooooooooo!
#brotherlylove
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-09-02
Slack N Whack, The Story of Joe.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-02
Thats why he needs a T shot. Limp dicked bovine.
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-02
This is something you would DMCA if someone else posted it here, so fuck you. You don't get to pick and choose which sample of your shitty cosplay garbage gets posted here. Removed for spam.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-02
I was hoping something like would happen.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-09-02
Stern. Stern but fair.
1 brmlb 2019-09-02
Hoo Hoo.
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
Thanks! I was going to delete it anyway. I delete everything that I grace this Shithole with.
BTW- You can change your user name, but you’ll always be the same pint-sized LI’l Fidget you’ve always been. Little-man syndrome... ahahaha! (((and Johnny Cakes says, “How does he know?!?!”))) I bet your head barely reaches Rogans balls. Have a nice Holiday!
1 RowerOfFortune79 2019-09-02
Hi Joey! I thought it was funny when Nana’s Twitter got taken away because of you. I hope he goes bankrupt before he dies a painful death, but I’m looking forward to both because you’ll suffer.
Enjoy your holiday even though you’ve never performed labor and every day’s a pathetic holiday for unemployed bums like you. Things will only get worse for you from here. Keep poking the hornet’s nest, You’re a dipshit boomer 🐮
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
But you’re the one full of hate and anger toward people you don’t know, have never met and most likely never will. Brilliant....!
You actually wish death on people you don’t know? Who’s miserable and bitter? Good luck living any semblance of an enjoyable life. Good day kid!
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-09-02
YAWN
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-02
Shrek with Downs Syndrome
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
You ever hear about the Amish Whore? She needed 5 Mennonite...
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-02
This is the type of material we're missing by not being invited to be sardine canned with a bunch of fat mutants at Anthony's smelly basement poker table. We're all jealous.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-09-02
Is it satisfying to know that your fag brother doesn't have a twitter account, and never will again for more than a couple days, all because you just won't leave it alone? Sniff.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-09-02
Your bizarre interpretation of the phrase ‘poking the hornets nest’ was as poorly thought out as you are fat.
1 BergStonewall 2019-09-02
He keeps deleting his comments. What was his interpretation?
1 donald_kingsley 2019-09-02
It was an over-wordy comparison to the subreddit users as angry insects incapable of thought or some such drivel. It's the sort of half-formed thought that most people would think, "that almost works, can I wring any humour from it?....it's probably not worth the effort".
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-02
You're spending your holiday commenting on a site that hates you. I would recommend seeing your daughter at some point.
1 paneracist 2019-09-02
That legitimately sounds like something you'd read on one of those mental illness subreddits. There was some African-American comedian who made a joke that was like, "there is no such thing as online bullying.. just don't go online." It's the modern equivalent of "if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it... does it make a sound?"
The correct answer is: who gives a fuck because it doesn't affect my daily life. If you just left the subreddit alone, people would stop bothering you and fucking with your Twitters and boardwalk shows. I just don't get this.
I'm still trying to figure out what happened this weekend because it sounds like they've spent the entire time inside on their computers. Which is sad because it's been a lovely holiday!
1 joemoomia 2019-09-02
This is all he had to do. Not all that long ago no one on this sub gave the remotest of fucks about Moo Tits, but he had to try too hard to be the online tough guy he thinks he is. Everyone would have quickly lost interest and moved on to posting about how ugly Sam is or how gay Jimmy is or how pedophilic Ant is or whatever. But Uncle Udders had to push it.
1 CakesCommaJohnny 2019-09-02
You have me confused with your manlet little brother, fasto, and all of your posts get easily archived, so you're wasting your perpetual leisure time here as usual.
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
Haha!! Jealousy. IDGAF. Runt.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-02
I hate stupid assholes who learn covers and the pentatonic scales and think they're musicians.
u/doxxer100 if I were a German aug 6 chord of the relative major of the phrygian mode of F#-, what my bass note be?
1 DOXXER100 2019-09-02
I simply hate stupid assholes.
Now, lie and tell me you’ve made a single dime or gotten laid with the answer to that final Jeopardy question. My pentatonic scales and tribute bands have been very lucrative over the past 20 years. Thank you. Next.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-02
You sure like collecting an allowance from them.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-09-02
Why aren't you on Ant's network, Joe?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-02
Yeah you just call yourself "Guitarzan" (YUCK), wear faggoty shirts with guitars on them, tattoo ugly guitars on your uglier arms. You're the classic overcompensater who desperately wants to be seen as a musician and artist but lacks any talent.
And as impressed as I am by your turkey sandwiches and Gatorade and playing of "Plastic Bag Conventions," if you really made any money playing 2 gigs a month over 20 years maybe you wouldn't have to beg your baby brother for welfare.
1 Madrugadao 2019-09-02
Inadvertently.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
Nice thank u, next, Ariana
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-02
The Cumias are self hating spaghetti niggers.
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-02
Nigger Joe makes terrible music. His songs that O&A always played were horrendous.
1 Dagidugidai 2019-09-02
The 90s were a different time - it was fashionable at the time to be completely devoid of creativity and humor when doing musical comedy.
1 TARE_ME 2019-09-02
Weird question... since Joe's a musician, and after seeing his house with a full kit and guitars, it appears Jeffrey Hollander's a musician, do you think Joe Cumia and Jeffrey Hollder jammed together when they were at the compound?
I mean... after all, they're two "musicians" with the same tase in "paint" and "instruments."