In all seriousness, what kind of person has poolside dinosaurs in the first place?

55  2019-09-01 by ScarletNumeroo

The women he is trying to impress weren't alive when Jurassic Park came out.

21 comments

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-01

Pedophiles

1  Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-01

Parents of a retarded child

1  JMueller2012 2019-09-01

Black peoples with money

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-09-01

People who want to impress their garbage friends by wasting money on trashy junk.

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-01

Same with Jurassic World

1  ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-01

I know its fun to play on Reddit, but you should wait until you have something intelligent to say.

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-01

It wasn't meant to be intelligent

It was a joke about how the girls weren't alive when Jurassic World came out either

What is wrong with you

1  tjdon 2019-09-01

It was a perfectly lovely comment sweetheart. Don’t let those mean boys try to steal your voice. Women ARE funny, you remember that.

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-01

Can you please explain why you replied with this lol

1  ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-01

Because it didn't add to the discussion?

1  CoolAIDSman69 2019-09-01

You'd make a great mod

1  PatBattle1 2019-09-01

i cant hate, if i was a millionaire like ant i'd probably have statues of my favorite wrestlers all around my pool.

1  tjdon 2019-09-01

If you were a millionaire like anth, you’d have to blow wrestlers when they came to collect their pay.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-09-01

Imagine buying a plastic piece of shit as opposed to a beautiful tasteful statue of a naked woman

Fuckin pleb

1  AbolishFat 2019-09-01

Tssss.. people like Ant fawkin' own poolside dinos or sumthin'.... get it im da chippa lol

1  Karl_Childers_Blade 2019-09-01

We don't do baby noises here fag.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-09-01

Why did you think it was a good idea to write this? Do you know where you are?

1  wbgreen 2019-09-01

Shit, they were too young for Barney.

1  TacolasCage 2019-09-01

To attract kids

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1  joemoomia 2019-09-01

"Look everyone, I'm rich and zany! Come to my awesome compound and gawk in wonder at the garbage I bought just because I can! HahaHAholeeeeshit where's my beer?"