Im thinking more "Local NYC man injured in distracted driving accident, witnesses say he was staring at cellphone yet claimed to be 'listening'". Maybe a bit too wordy.
Jimmy would never be in a car with friends. He doesn't have any friends. And he would never own a cool classic car. Because he is a wormy little faggot. I wish he would die, though
A witness claimed that Hart got out of the vehicle first, where a member of his security team picked him up in an SUV.
Insiders said Hart first went home for medical treatment before he checked into a nearby hospital.
He left the scene of the accident for medical treatment, not because he was drinking and needed time to sober up. Also, it was definitely someone else driving the vintage car he'd just bought himself for his birthday.
Suggestions of a booster seat still being strapped to the driver's seat of the crushed vehicle are just blind speculation.
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1 literalotherkin 2019-09-01
Then it would have read 'Noted transgender rights advocate hurt in car crash in the Meat Packing District'.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-09-01
Im thinking more "Local NYC man injured in distracted driving accident, witnesses say he was staring at cellphone yet claimed to be 'listening'". Maybe a bit too wordy.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-01
Jimmy would never be in a car with friends. He doesn't have any friends. And he would never own a cool classic car. Because he is a wormy little faggot. I wish he would die, though
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-01
The guy is probably crippled and they still have to shank him for his "homophobia". Unreal.
1 Jungies 2019-09-01
He left the scene of the accident for medical treatment, not because he was drinking and needed time to sober up. Also, it was definitely someone else driving the vintage car he'd just bought himself for his birthday.
Suggestions of a booster seat still being strapped to the driver's seat of the crushed vehicle are just blind speculation.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-09-01
Yeah he was definitely driving
1 NickApleas 2019-09-01
The driver was pinned in the vehicle and needed to be cut out.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-01
Or so The Germans would have us believe
1 Peckas1 2019-09-01
Wouldn't affect Jimmy. Beige's paramecia comment was on point.
1 NeverBeenOnMaury 2019-09-01
Dr say I need a backeyatomy
1 CaffreyCat8 2019-09-01
Thank GOD it wasn't Jimmy - he'd finally get the attention he so desperately wants.