“Comedy, man! It’s all about showing people how smart and cool you are! Now, I’m gonna play Valley Girl on my guitar for you folks.”

36  2019-09-01 by JMueller2012

17 comments

Between this cunt and Joe, I’ve come to hate the guitar.

It really is the instrument of faggots. Cool people play synthesizers.

While wearing a pair of Ray Ban Wings

I just googled those. I think I’m gonna order some for my synth.

The theremin makes birches sopping wet

The guitar is the purest form of expression maaaaaaan

I only listen to music on vinyl maaann. What a self important Jew hack.

He's squatting on-stage!

What a unique and paradigm-breaking take on the art of "stand up"!

What's worse is his audience that you can telepathically envision going to see this guy like a TED talk

He's sitting on a 12" dildo in this picture.

Steven Spielberg lookin ass nigga

Probably would have done the same thing to Heather O'Rourke

I can forgive him for all of his faggotry but putting no meaningful effort into defending Louis CK was too much.

Well anyway, my cats are like me - worthless yet aggressive parasites. Small-hat oven-dodger.

He loves to call himself an intellectual. But I’ve never heard him say a fucking thing that indicates we’re dealing with a well-educated man with a superior intellect. He just comes off like so many posers who go for that hipster professor look to trick hippies into fucking them. It’s all New York Jewy Woody Allen wannabe schtick of using pop psychology horseshit as a substitute for deep thought. Stern is just as guilty.

Where has he called himself an intellectual? I listen to his podcast and don’t think I’ve never heard him say or Infer that.

Anyway, he's Wonderwall