Any real Ozzy fan knows his music idol was Paul, not John. The Worm probably had Kenny go out and buy a bunch of random Barnes & Noble John Lennon merch not knowing two shits about Ozzy’s idolization of McCartney. The best part is when he says something like “I feel bad your assistant will have to carry them around all day”. No he won’t, stupid. Props to the Opster for spotting the humiliation immediately. Nana would’ve totally missed it in his slovenly collect-a-paycheck fashion.
If a man ever bought me a bunch of shitty coffee table books as a present that he expected me to lug around all day I'd order pizzas and whores to his place at night for a month.
Norton clearly thought it was a super important gift too. All the other assholes get Ozzy a card or if they're real sssscumbags, donate money to a charity in his name, but Jimmy got him a REAL present because Ozzy is his FRIEND.
I always laugh when I picture Jimmy anxiously pacing around the bookstore carefully pondering which gift Ozzy, a guy he doesn't even know, will like best. "Excuse me, miss? I need a book for my friend OZZY OSBORNE'S birthday, what would you recommend?"
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5 MonsieurSodomie 2019-08-31
I seriously get embarrassed on behalf of Jim when I see that thumbnail
4 naked_militiaman 2019-08-31
Any real Ozzy fan knows his music idol was Paul, not John. The Worm probably had Kenny go out and buy a bunch of random Barnes & Noble John Lennon merch not knowing two shits about Ozzy’s idolization of McCartney. The best part is when he says something like “I feel bad your assistant will have to carry them around all day”. No he won’t, stupid. Props to the Opster for spotting the humiliation immediately. Nana would’ve totally missed it in his slovenly collect-a-paycheck fashion.
3 CasinoIndian 2019-08-31
I saw Ozzy was trending yesterday and I was so disappointed he hadn't died.
2 literalotherkin 2019-08-31
If a man ever bought me a bunch of shitty coffee table books as a present that he expected me to lug around all day I'd order pizzas and whores to his place at night for a month.
1 AmySchumerIsFunny19 2019-08-31
hey working girls will get payed plant child porn in his apartment allways funny lol
2 HappyGilgore 2019-08-31
So he bought him four gifts and they were all large books? He really has zero idea how to act human
1 CasinoIndian 2019-08-31
Norton clearly thought it was a super important gift too. All the other assholes get Ozzy a card or if they're real sssscumbags, donate money to a charity in his name, but Jimmy got him a REAL present because Ozzy is his FRIEND.
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-08-31
hes literally on the verge of tears lol
1 ProgeriaJimmy 2019-08-31
I genuinely love this video.
1 waldodabz 2019-08-31
Lmao Opie just laughing and mocking the worm straight to his face
“Ahahahahah that’s what he thinks of your stupid books”
1 daveslandcow 2019-08-31
sam looks like a complete fag at the end
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-08-31
Omit "at the end".
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-08-31
I always laugh when I picture Jimmy anxiously pacing around the bookstore carefully pondering which gift Ozzy, a guy he doesn't even know, will like best. "Excuse me, miss? I need a book for my friend OZZY OSBORNE'S birthday, what would you recommend?"