Woke up this morning, where’s my fuckin’ gun?

67  2019-08-30 by JMueller2012

17 comments

You know, when you asked me what Sue had, that you don't have? Well, I thought about it, 'cause it's a pretty good fucking question. COCK!

Nice Gumby hair style, stupid.

Nice short sleeve longer than long sleeve top, stupid.

Nice immortalized image after drunkenly beating a woman, stupid.

Nice accountability of your firearm, stupid.

Nice arrest, stupid.

Nice biting a girl stupid.

Beavis looking motherfucker

Woke up this morning, Sue’s splooge in your eye

A pale, doughy, drunken social media addict stumbling around his tawdry McMansion, screaming at his skanky teenage girlfriend like a retard and pretending Everything Is Great. What a sad and pitiful display.

It must really stink to get loaded and beat your old lady and get caught.

Anthony Cumia

He’s the old lady

Like some old witch video game boss, I can only imagine ten hovering drones around his neighbor's kids' windows losing power and slowly crashing when they slapped the cuffs on him.

FUCK!

When I first looked at this I didn't get the sopranos reference. The second time I got the bit! Vurry good. We were both racing to it! I was just about to make this post with the same joke.

Lovely.

Ends with Ford Thunderbird pulling into McMansion

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Doin the old robot dance while looking for the gun ehh