17 Year old Worm's Rehab Poem as Read By a Cro-Magnon Mongoloid

2  2019-08-30 by insertclevereference

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This is sadder than Ricky's classmate who answered 'How would you like to die?' with 'Of old age in my mother's arms.'

BTW Ricky has been drinking steadily for decades and he seems to be doing OK.

He actually talks about that - how he said it as a joke and newspapers blew it up as the truth.

Yes, I am bored enough to have listened to the whole thing.

I'm just amazed that Jim mentioned 'Jezzoc' which is a detective show Gervais came up with when he was young -- kind of like 'The Goose'.

I don't know what any of that means.

Walt Jenkins, the hard boiled detective. His daughter has a sideways vagina.

That faggot is even shirtless on the radio

He LIT-ER-AL-LY has nothing else.

He has a rich father and Joe Rogan as a friend so that's all he needs

Whos his daddy? Im so glad ive managed to know so little about the fat cunt im almost afraid to ruin that by asking

No one famous, just a big shot lawyer. The movie Van Wilder was very loosely based on him. His dad paid for Bert to attend college for 7 years to party.

Youtube is running into all bert kreischner videos in the next room and I'm too lazy to get up and change it.

I just heard him ask some nobody, "When people talk to you about me, what do you think?"

That's all you need to know.

*what do you think"

Thats a person I should never spend any time around

Shirtless is talking about how he has 'PTSD' from riding roller coasters and needs to Skype his shrink about it.

Just when you thought he couldn't be more unlikable.

What's surprising is the relentless pounding sam gave him for saying it.