Joe Cumia is old and fat, but dresses like a five year old

51  2019-08-30 by ILoveWhores69

Nice clothes, stupid.

What is your favorite Joe attire?:

The casual Samcro - black beanie, shades, (fake) leather jacket, graphic t shirt, baggy jeans and white air boomers™

The formal Joe - blazer, graphic t shirt, baggy jeans and white air boomers™

The bud light summertime - floral shirt, awful brown shorts and mandals with socks

18 comments

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-08-30

Stretch neck Call of Duty preorder clothing lone

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-08-30

The Black Ops shirt for formal occasions

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

If Joe was an op, that's the kind he would be

1  PhishInVa2 2019-08-30

I like rockstar Joe with his gay Tim Poole hat and button down Chain shirt and White Nike Boomers™️

1  MattyDrumm 2019-08-30

God Joe's gay

1  0xAncientHist0ry 2019-08-30

Personally I'm a fan of the tank top with bitch tits flopping out the sides look.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-30

Dude that synthetic basketball shorts material holds onto smells like crazy 😥 I'm going into them frequently in florida summer plus doing 2 boys' laundry you cannot imagine the horrors

My favorite joe piece has to be the fake hair visor. Followed by the American flag and camo ARMY bandana. I also have serious questions about where he stores his earrings... does he have one of them little trees? Maybe a glass hand for his bracelets and rings?

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-08-30

The shirt with the printed on chain suspenders is a sneaky peek for most hideous. I think it has flames too

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-30

I had forgotten about this shirt, good shout. What a disaster.

1  packitchofsositch 2019-08-30

How? He's worn it in 70% of the photos/videos he's been in.

1  Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-08-30

Gay Fieri

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-30

There it is, I was just thinking the same thing. We think alike brothaman sniff

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-08-30

He really does dress like a toddler that likes baseball so all his clothes have a baseball or a glove or say "little slugger" on them. Only with Moo cow Joe, it's guitars. I guarantee that he also demands guitars be on his birthday cake. What a fag.

1  4stepsbackward 2019-08-30

The Cumias brothers dress each other for the day.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-08-30

I would bet my nuts that he wears $3 cologne from Rite Aid too.

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1  toe_trigger 2019-08-30

Five year olds don't wear 5XL shirts.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-08-30

A 5XL shirt as a little kid would be awesome dude, just sat there in a pile of fabric and graphic art, all haters can see is the top of the kids head