he gets more internet mentions

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He's my favorite and most entertaining Cumia. I completely forgot about the other guy.

Dave Blandau is more famous than Anth

I wish Dawn would show off more of her dumper. She’s the only Cumia who should be allowed to exist in this world.

Lotta trickery going on with that ass. Without the spanx, it's quite disappointing.

Eh. I’d still have my way with her. More so because it would be the ultimate fuck you to Bovine Joe and Tranthony.

But fat opie never hurt no body.

More people unironically saw the peoples court episode than anything Ant has done since sirius

Yes.