Nice star stupid

Your faggot doctor friend isn't better than me. I got reading books too.

Great, just what we need, another faggot who knows all about stars. I'm waiting with bated breath for him to find a star that's slightly different to all the other ones just so he can name it after his dog which is itself named after something in a cartoon/comic just like every other science faggot these days. I hope he's so excited that when he gets home and goes to phone his purple haired girlfriend he trips over his Star Wars Lego and cracks open his skull. His mother can then find his corpse and drop the Millennium Falcon cake she baked especially for him, because "it's his favorite spaceship since he was little", and then the autopsy notes that he's covered in frosting as well as having shit in his pants. His mother won't want his shitty dog so she'll get it put down and it'll be tossed into the dumpster behind the vet because nobody gives a shit about burying a plastic bag full of fur. I know his father already gave up and started a better family elsewhere years ago. His mother will console herself with getting holes plowed by a homeless vet she takes into her home to fill the figurative empty hole in her heart. He's going to see her son's Han Solo blaster replica and get Afghanistan PTSD flashbacks and choke the bitch to death. They'll never find him but everyone will hear how she was found with an asshole filled with jizz and in her neck the vertebrae fractured.

Tell him congratulations and go fuck himself.

When you're sitting at the bar having the beer, put your arm around him in the way heterosexual men do when they're having a good time tipping back a few grapefruit road sodas, raise your glass and loudly proclaim for all the bar to hear, "Hey everyone, my buddy here got his PhD today. What's PhD stand for anyways? Pretty hip dude?"

I have an undergraduate business degree and I guarantee I make more money than you will after you spent 7 years earning the title of Dr Useless. There's a fantastic quote about starfags wishing their life away staring into the abyss. I'll edit and update later

Name one way your disertation will have a calculable effect on our lives. I'll wait.

My ex's roommate had advanced degrees in marine physics and astrophysics.

Unable to find any decent paying job, he admits he 'sold his soul' and does analytics for Facebook. He makes bank but the work/life balance, cost of living, commute, lack of women and activities, and the general culture "is crushing my soul dude."

So... good luck pulling more than $150k interpreting spectroscopic readouts for a living. Or good job having wasted a huge chunk of your 20s/30s on nothing.

Business degree

So you failed at a real major like engineering? Everyone I've met with an MBA is worthless

Another PhD asshole running around like he knows everything. Great, you know how some of the fundamental forces create things in the universe and some (not all) of the cosmic mechanics that keeps this shithole moving. Now shut the fuck up, go in the kitchen and make a sandwich, bitch. See if you can build that.

Stars are gay, faggot.

Nice PhD, stupid

You saw Black Science Man and the street-shitter on Big Bang theory and said, "I want to be like them." I hope someone puts shoe polish on the eyepiece of your telescope, queer.

Nice Making observation about the universe based on mathematics, stupid

PFG > PhD

Congratulations