Dave Chappelle quoted Joe Cumia on his new Netflix special.

22  2019-08-30 by Fezzytrucker

10 minutes 28 seconds into his special he says “I’m not a pedophile”

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Joe will go around bragging now that Chappelle is on his side against the DOUCHEHATS/REDDITARDS.

Then you’ll get the true faggots coming out of the woodwork. The fans, saying how ahead of his time Joe is and how brave and wise he is for having the insight he does.

Then on the opposite side, you got the fucking pussies. “I didn’t find what Joe said offensive about being trans or being a childspit loving kid fucker, I just thought it wasn’t that funny”.

Hot take: I never thought Joe Cumia was funny and was pretty sure all of my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

Joe didn't say that.

Check his People's Court appearance. Low-T Joey proclaims it.

I have, carefully, multiple times; and he doesn't.

Call my bluff, though - the whole video is here, see if you can find the point where he denies it.

I have watched it, not in it's colon spasm inducing entirety. One of Beige's docs, which I have watched many times through and through, isolated the clip. Let me see where that one is.

I betcha can't.

He denies the racism, not the kid-touching.

You are right - he has never said it (not that I looked extensively). He has, however, written it on Twitter [ Anthony Cumia's Demented World: Part: 5 (The Joe Cumia Special), 2:48]:

Joseph Cumia

Two things right up front:

  1. Alzheimer's sucks
  2. I am not a pedophile.

I am not a pedophile.

...was a photoshop by one of the bastards here; Joe's actual death announcement for Roe didn't feature it.

That I disagree with considering Beige usually vets all his documentary material.

Hey /u/BeigeFrequency - we're arguing over whether Joe started his announcement of Roe's death with:

Two things right up front:

1 Alzheimer's sucks 1 I am not a pedophile.

Anyone else I'd say absolutely but Joe is a spectacular idiot

I don't believe it is shopped but I can't find the archived version right now. Here is a screenshot https://i.imgur.com/d4fhpyy.png

See, I mentioned it on the last sub and multiple people said it had been shopped, and that I'd been fooled - and I don't have Facebook to see the original post.

Also, have you tried hitting SpaceEdge up for access to the sub - he might let you back in, as our resident documentarian.

Yeah, it is a common misconception that Joe said he wasn't a pedophile. I can't remember how exactly it started. The truth is funnier though, because Joe just repeatedly brings up accusations of pedophilia against unprovoked and then never denies them. Even funnier than that, Joe was never accused of being a pedophile to be begin with.

We don't know for sure that he never said it.

I did laugh at that part thinking about mr.Hefner but in reality Joe likes to announce that he has often been labelled a pedophile, he's never outright said "I'm not a pedophile" as I think that would be against the law due to his pedophile nature.

Chappelle DID rip.off noted comedic genius Owen Benjamin