GLORY GLORYHOLE JOE CUUUMIAAA, GLORY GLORYHOLE JOE CUUUMIAAA, GLORY GLORYHOLE JOE CUUUMIAAA, HIS AASSHOLE’S GAAAPING ON!
7 2019-08-30 by bigbird911
Keeping it going, folks! Or not, faggots.
7 2019-08-30 by bigbird911
Keeping it going, folks! Or not, faggots.
4 comments
1 Persianschlong 2019-08-30
I admire the complete lack of humor and dignity, but delivered with confidence
1 JOE_CUMIA_IS_A_LOSER 2019-08-30
This would have flowed better if you’d had left out “Joe” and just said “Gloryhole Cumia”. This simple change also enriches the lyric’s subtext as both Cumia boys are total fags and therefor the name could apply to either of them.
It could also apply to their mom and dad too.
Trust me I’m a professional song parody writer.
1 bigbird911 2019-08-30
HIS EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE CUMMING OF A COCK... c’mon everybody!
1 joemoomia 2019-08-30
He is 6'-1', which means the standard glory hole default settings probably makes it tough for a man of his height to really get comfortable in front of the hole. Perhaps he frequents the Big & Tall adult bookstore.