I just heard a disgusting rumor about Joe Cumia

48  2019-08-30 by BovineCoomia

I heard it through the grapevine that Joe Cumia does a handstand on his toilet then plunges head first into his own shit. Why the hell would you do this, Joe? Disgusting animal.

12 comments

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-30

The shit appears afffter he plunges

1  Skip4play 2019-08-30

Clutch the pearls, did you just call him a shithead?

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-08-30

I too have heard this rumor. I can't confirm it cuz I've never actually seen him do it in person

1  unwashedfezballs 2019-08-30

Impossible. Joe could never do a handstand

1  JOE_CUMIA_IS_A_LOSER 2019-08-30

Yeah what the fuck OP? Joe is far too fat to pull a stunt like that.

1  bigbird911 2019-08-30

I have photographic proof, but I don’t know dick about the internet, so you’re welcome to come out to my trailer in Mastic if you wanna see the evidence

1  joemoomia 2019-08-30

False. If Moo Cow Joe did a handstand his massive tits would go "flubbity-flubbity-flub-flub" in his face like two speed bags and knock him even more senseless.

I did hear a rumor that stated that he overlooks his little brother's perverse sexual leanings lest he angers him and gets his allowance cut off. I can't say it's true, though.

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-08-30

Child spit is the gateway drug. Next thing you know, in order to get a fix there needs to be human waste involved

1  rdoran93 2019-08-30

do the physics check out on this one?

1  Nigger_jimbo 2019-08-30

They aren't people.

1  [deleted] 2019-08-30

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1  PFCBloodFart 2019-08-30

Happens every week at the big apple ranch