Reminder: Tony Two-Shirts loses all control whenever underage girls are mentioned

17  2019-08-30 by joemoomia

Ha ha HA holeeeeeshit you know it's true. And he always makes sure his peers know it, too, as in his mind expressing his lust for little girls is the most unapologetically masculine thing a man can do. He believes every man lusts for underage girls like he does but only he has the stones to admit it publicly.

11 comments

1  PrinceAlena 2019-08-30

Anthony lusts for the only humans weaker than him physically and emotionally.

1  joemoomia 2019-08-30

And gloating about his attraction to underage girls is a huge part of the sick thrill he gets from it. He's legitimately proud of having to take his girlfriend to the pediatric word or bringing a teenager to his class reunion as his date, as he firmly believes that getting the youngest girls you can is a status symbol and sign of virility. Which would be sort of understandable if we were talking about super-hot 22-23 year old women, but not so much when were talking about bony 17 year old fucked up coke whores.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-30

to the pediatric word

The word of the day

1  opestersmammarydrip 2019-08-30

This means hes definately fucked Bobo

1  Skyfryer 2019-08-30

You mean underage boys. He fucks underage boys.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-30

Actually, it's the one area he isn't discriminatory in...

1  imnotgood 2019-08-30

Reminder, as low as 13

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/13years.mp4

1  aRTie02150 2019-08-30

13? Ha! He's said 9.

1  MonsieurSodomie 2019-08-30

I HAD A 14 YEAR OLD WHEN I WAS 21!! I ALWAYS LIKED THEM YOUNG!!!

(That needs to archived ASAP)

1  TonyTwoShirts 2019-08-30

HAHA HOOOOLY SHIT

1  tjdon 2019-08-30

Remember ms statten’s description. Even with a young girlfriend all he really wants to do is watch tv, drink himself impotent and bitch about liberals. He saves his yearly hard ons for the pedophelia rapes, it seems.