Your dads box

40  2019-08-30 by Goatboy0

22 comments

Died of a heart attack right aroung the age Joe and Anthony are now.

Joe and Anthony have both already had to have multiple heart stents put in, and yet they continue to live like stupid teenagers and not take care of themselves.

Tick Tock, Cumia Bros, Tick Tock.

Joe too? I don't remember that. Ant has a Fezzie Heart though

Yeah, I'm fairly sure Joe has at least one. I've seen multiple people mention it on here, and unless I'm mistaken, I think he's even talked about it himself in some of his old Facebook/Twitter posts.

And if he does have one, being fat and sitting up all night long angrily DMCA'ing Reddit posts isn't helping matters any. We should be the least of his worries.

you'd think that portly retard would have no stress in his life but he manages

Joe had one put in right around when Fez had his first.

Younger than they are now.

Joe decided to have his first kid at the age his dad was when he died, and that was a good ten years ago.

Fortunately he's controlling his weight through diet and exercise, so I'm sure he'll be around to see her graduate high school.

Fortunately he's controlling his weight through diet and exercise, so I'm sure he'll be around to see her graduate high school.

Anyone can do it!

u/theblueawning Didn't you say he hung himself?

Never

Fair enough

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No. We didn't hang out and talk about fathers. Wtf.

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"Wtf"

Ant talked on the radio about how fucked up his dad was on plenty of occasions. It isn't at all unrealistic for someone to think you may have heard more stories considering you worked with him and spent plenty of free time at the pedos house.

I don't want the Cumia bros to die of a heart attack.

I want them to have strokes that severely compromise their quality of living.

"God"

I found a typo

There's a space on the tombstone for Joe Jr. How sweet!

In God's care. Certainty not his son's.

Has someone been peeing on that?

The mould looks suspiciously placed.

They buried him? I thought they'd just toss his body down a desert ravine and keep the life insurance money to spend on more crack.

What does “In Gook Cake” mean?

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