Everyone vote for Flutesy to be on the cover of Maxim's "Beaks of the Big Ten" issue

35  2019-08-30 by ellencakehorn

48 comments

I would use the money to continue my partnerships in science, and the body paint community to influence positive mindsets and cancer prevention awareness.

Christ.

She's going to use it for world peace and to end the war in Vietnam

I hope she gets audited

Yeah, she's got three degrees... from Reid Mental Institution decreed to have Donkey Brains. Who writes that abomination of botched parallelism and then allows it to be published.

What a come hither expression.

And women wonder why more and more men are going gay.

I hold three degrees: Biology, Chemistry, and Music, and am a former research scientist.

And now I take off my clothes and roll around in paint.

I can't find her papers either, tried scholar.google.com. I doubt she's a true PhD scientist, probably did a semester project on something and played researcher.

Wrong site - you need translate.google.com - that way

am a former research scientist

Becomes

I used a bunsen burner once.

Exactly. Checked web of knowledge, pubmed and scifinder too, no dice. She didn't write shit, just took a semester annoying everyone in her lab who was actually working and talking about all the cute boys.

It's incredibly easy to get a college degree these days.

It's funny because they think these people need more university for free. Which is just going to amplify the massive problem of kids with zero employable skills, because they took social work or cinema studies, burdening society with unsustainable debt.

'Free' (read: tax-payer subsidized) college will also generate more future democrats via required humanity propaganda classes, conveniently enough. I literally had a Jewish Prof who spent a semester on how bad White people are.

I had a business teacher who hated capitalism and ranted about free markets every class.

His only qualification was being some mid-level manager at IBM. Which is far more real world business experience than most of them have but hardly enough to qualify his opinions on anything.

It's nice that you spend time on the internet away from here, but does it have to be the Daily Caller?

I get political when I drink sometimes. I sometimes hate seeing the shit I wrote the night before.

I have you know cinema studies is incredibly useful...

for getting laid. I have yet to earn a single dollar from it though, which is why it's one of my minors. Easy, fun classes that beef up the cocktail chat while being wildly impractical unless you want to write pretentious blog reviews for a meager living like Jonathan Rosenbaum.

my girlfriend took Cinema Studies and i like to bring it up often how useless it was. I watched all the films on IMDb top 250 in my 20s and I feel I know as much about them as she does.

Did she major in it and was it her only degree? Then she's a typical female and probably works in PR.

She went to law school after and became a lawyer so it's not all bad. I still don't understand why she spent 3yrs doing cinema and English when she was smart and didn't have a plan for work

Im sure it was interesting tho

Since it was a minor, I'd say you did OK. That cocktail chat is the sort of thing that'll get you a job or networking opportunities. As long as your major was something more practical, this isn't as bad as it sounds.

Double majored in finance and marketing. Really wish I tripled majored with IT because a lot of advanced and predictive analytics and MLAI stuff I do for work required a bunch of database skills beyond SPSS/stats knowledge.

That said, I learned most of it for free/low cost from W3Schools, Coursera, edX, etc. so it probably was tuition costs wisely saved. Because it's incredibly easy to increase your human capital and job prospects if you have some motivation, hunger, and desire to improve your lot in life.. coughcough

Double majored in finance and marketing. Really wish I tripled majored with IT because a lot of advanced and predictive analytics and MLAI stuff I do for work required a bunch of database skills beyond SPSS/stats knowledge.

That said, I learned most of it for free/low cost from W3Schools, Coursera, edX, etc. so it probably was tuition costs wisely saved. Because it's incredibly easy to increase your human capital and job prospects if you have some motivation, hunger, and desire to improve your lot in life.. coughcough

Does it say phd? She probably means bachelors

Research scientist who has time to show up to every east side save abortion of a show. Three degrees but gets her tits painted for work. I’m sure she went to cal tech or some public ivy and not the bio program at the Connecticut school of broadcasting.

Equal wages for equal... college degrees? Wait what was it again?

You don't think multiple appearances on The Chip Chipperson Podacast is a worthwhile achievement? What about a starring role on the couch next to Big A on Cumpound Media's Eastside Dave Show

no I do not

Exactly, that qualifies you to suck a dick more than a ho who lives in a dumpster?

"I love to laugh"

Not one ass shot? Seriously?

It looks like the green room was a gravel floor.

I mean did she want to get any votes?

I like Flutesy. She can laugh at herself and her weird Ostrich face. Hope she gets it

She can suck my dick whilst I juice a lemon on that nose.

Would vote if there was ass

lmao fuck no she doesnt deserve that shit

Her gypsy ancestors must be so pissed that this and a Star Wars parody are all there is to show for generations of scheming and grifting.

I did not pretend to pave thousands of peoples' driveways for you to waste your life!

If she wants our votes, then maybe she should stop fucking Dave and start fucking us.

Didn’t know Maxim was still a thing

Believe it or not Maxim was very hot.

She might be the least photogenic supposed "model" I've ever seen

meh

What is wrong with her face?

Nice birther-hips, stupid.

She looks so uncomfortable. Her face looks like there are 2 people inside her fighting for control of her body.

I’m happy for Flutesy. Shes a beautiful woman and I hope she gets the cover 🙌🏻

Negative vibes only, plz

Wtf show that ass, you dumb bitch