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Oh, okay, thank you Doctor.

Rise...Ant sees a cute nine year old climbing out of a wading pool. Fall...she escapes his field of vision. Rise again...her eight year old sister jumps in.

No... no Rise, Fall, and Rise Again is something an idiot settles on because they're too pea-brained to be bothered with a real name for an "autobiography" they know deep down inside absolutely nobody is going to give a shit about.

Also, why prominently display Fiji Water bottles and four sharpies? Did any fans actually buy his book and have him sign it, or was there a bovine lumox just outside the door making a complete ass of himself on Ant's bahalf? He hired security detail to something nobody showed up to.

A judge once told me I should be strung up by my ankles, but I know for a fact I will never be as big of a clueless loser as a Cumia. What a bunch of dolts.

A judge once told me I should be strung up by my ankles...

Kinky.

Tony Two-Shirts imagined a scene like Stern's old book signings, with hordes of screaming O&A pests chanting slogans, skanky women exposing their tits and pitched battles in the street between Cumia show fans and angry SJW libtards. Then they'd let the crowd in and Ant would thank his slavering weeping grateful fans and autograph a few dozen titties while "holy shitting" over and over.

Instead he got a table in the back, a few pens and his bovine brother waddling around outside pretending to be important somehow. Surely he went home that night, drank twelve more beers, popped six more xannies and angrily tweeted himself to sleep while thinking of who he'd blame for the debacle tomorrow afternoon when he finally woke up.

This needs to be brought up more. Joe was outside in a garbage leather jacket attempting to be tough in front of people completely dismissing him, while his pedophile brother was posing for pictures inside, much like a child poses in front of an animal exhibit at the zoo and is told repeatedly, "SMILE!"

You mean a loud-mouthed bovine retard yelling “Anthony Cumia is a white supremacist” isn’t inviting or good for business? That display really captured how much of a dumbfuck Joe truly is. I can’t imagine being that stupid and unaware.

I honestly feel like even Ant is completely embarrassed by the pile of shit that is his brother. That's saying A LOT considering Ant admitted multiple times on air that he's attracted to 13-year-olds, saying everything always smells like bubblegum and colored pencils.

Joe "Jaaaaames" is still somehow lower than that.

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Or the describe Bobo’s mangled cock getting stark on a whim