Even though the whole of his martial arts training was watching Karate Kid 1, 2, 3 & 4 (with Hillary Swank) on VHS, he'd still be able to beat Sam to death, easily. It'd be a sloppy & graceless affair, but also hilarious.

Are we allowed to post stuff about Po's whereabouts on here, or is it considered doxxing?

I went down a rabbithole last year and found some stuff on him that's pretty funny. He teaches karate to toddlers now in FL.

Ous

https://robertoluisrivera.brandyourself.com/

He looks like a villain from GTA.

I really liked that DLC about the washed-up radio DJ in tremendous debt: The Ballad of Gay Tony

Hahaha anti bullying expert. He worked for a show essentially based on bullying for like 5 years hahahaha

Check out the link I posted in this thread below.

Po's rebranded himself a bullying expert because his career teaching self defense to women effectively ended after multiple accusations of sexual assault and stealing money from women. Children are now the only demographic who will buy his bullshit.

Po is a certifiable sociopath, but he's too stupid to make it profitable.

That is fuckin gold. He has such a hard time writing in the third person.

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https://robertluisrivera.net/

this is the big one - you can spend hours sifting through this forum thread, which I think dates back before or right around the time Po joined O&A. It's a bunch of his former students and people who lent him money sharing experiences dealing with him, defending him, or accusing him of things including financial fraud, insurance fraud, sexual assault, the normal Po stories. I guess he went by Bob back then. In fact, if you can compile a time line based on his internet history over the last 15 years, it seems he goes by a different name every 3-4 years. Hilarious shit.

All his social media platforms are private with 1-10 followers. But this forum helped me waste a good several hours following the Tale of Po.

https://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62443&page=25&s=247fa0202e146b4c2de10ddbde04feec

You're right about everything except the timeline. Po was with them from the start, since November 2004 so the thread you posted is about 3 years after he joined.

I knew the thread was from 2007, but didn't remember Po before then. You may be right.

How old are you, 45? Who remembers back that far?

Late 20s, why?

Not kidding either, just have this thing about remembering dates and thanks to the endless hours of listening to O&A, most shit I have a recollection of.

We're around the same age, I'm just fucking witt you Brothaman.

Vurry good

On the last page(p39) it talks about po faking military service and them requiring hi military documents from a center in st.Luis can’t the same thing be done about joeH ColleenH Kumya’s military documents? If someone that understands military law and law in general could read the last page of bullshido maybe something could be finally done and all those potatoes could be finally avenged semper peeled

I can't pick a favorite from all the great stuff in here, but a great one is the summary of court procedings on p. 28. That shit had me laughing out loud on the toilet in the bathroom at work. Imagining Po stutter through a sworn testimony in a cheap suit he borrowed from one of his dumb students is too much. The judge was so embarrassed for him he let him use a cheat sheet so he could "remember" dates under questioning. Ugh, how embarrassing.

I'm gonna start a new thread with this forum and provide a Sparknotes summary of the funnier posts so you guys can navigate it easier. This is seriously funny shit.

I stand corrected. The address on his blog is now a hair salon. So I dunno what that fool is up to at the moment. Maybe he's on the run again.

Verne Troyer could beat the shit out of Sam Roberts

Intern David could have destroyed him.

Pretty sure Intern David has retard strength. Nigga could've ripped Sam's ears off.

sam is an hgh mutant that has never touched a weight in his life. But remember, "master po" and steve c struggled to perform some half-asses chokehold on a guy who couldn't weigh more than 150 pounds, and is definitely mildly retarded

https://youtu.be/xkGs4ss7zvQ?t=124

you tell me, civilian.

https://youtu.be/CPzQ581ql2g?t=23

Sam is about the only person that Po could kick the shit out of. It’s bizarre how that martial arts cosplayer fooled a company into hiring him for security. Also, Sam Roberts is a talentless negroid faggot.