Honey mustard? Just Chicken tendies and ketchup Jess, if you put anything but these 2 ingredients on my plate again I will call my mommy and gossip about you.

He'd get physically ill first.

Jess, I found this pair of boxer shorts in my studio when I got home and they don't match any of my Underoos! They're weird and crusty, too. Take 'em back to the store.

Jess almost certainly gets railed by either a stable boyfriend side piece or just strangers. In all seriousness Sam came across as totally A-Sexual during O&A. Some people are genuinely like that, just very little to no sex drive/interest in women sexually. Jess probably babysits Sam and coddles him and they've probably fucked less than 5 times, ever. He's just so weird whenever they talked about girls in that way in the studio, he'd get uncomfortable and I don't think it's just because he's horrendous to look at and was just 'shy'. It's like he would panic because he doesn't know a single think about sex, or women/flirting at all. No interest/experience. Hopefully he won't voluntarily have offspring that will require similar HGH implants and genetic modifications.

She also went on a trip to Brazil and conveniently left her engagement ring at home speculate speculate

Is this confirmed? I want real gossip not hearsay

https://youtu.be/RFW-dnY31V4

vurry gud

Big Dick 80 IQ Brazilian vs. average Jewish woman

Sam’s wife definitely cheats on him. The retard goes on the radio talking about going places without his wife and spending lots of time in his basement. He apparently learned about relationships from Howard Stern.

honey mustard on his dinner plate.

Tendie eating faggot.

I’m afraid honey mustard is a bit too exotic for ol Sammy cakes.

He thinks BBQ sauce is spicy

It's piss. She pisses on his food.

You know, I never thought I'd be jealous of Jess...

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