Jealous redditards

13  2019-08-29 by quasi100

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We are all jealous of that lemon party after the poker game.

Individually placed hair follicles. Looks like they missed some patches.

Carcosa

The notion that Anthony really thought that the sub was jealous of this still makes me laugh. He loved throwing around the terms 'delusional' and 'lack of awareness' at the time. The irony is great but his deteriorated Bud Light brain couldn't tell what was happening.

before his obsession with social media, it was a bit of a mystery. All the listeners had were his stories. Sure they sounded exaggerated, and you figured the "topless pool parties" weren't with models, but the horror show that was the reality far surpassed anything we could imagine.

Its like a real life lovcraftian nightmare.

Complete with overbearing racism and antiquated language

It really is like that scene in Boogie Nights

The great intellectual philosophies that must be discussed

This is what men with high estrogen think is "a masculine night out with the guys".

Nothing about this image is desirable, delusional middle class boomer.

i desire to have it scrubbed from my brain

That poker table annoys the hell out of me. What Ant couldn’t afford a table with more room in his glory days?

Have you seen the rest of his gaudy wop mcmansion? He spends 5x what he should on tacky shit.

But it has columns! Non load-bearing columns God dammit!!!

I'm from Alabama and the table we play on is at least the size of a pool table and a slate based permanent installation. But aren't we supposed to be the human garbage?

Yet this magnificent "compound" is still playing in a carpeted basement on a fold out table. God damn. Have some respect for yourself. Fucking boomers.

The smell in that basement must be ungodly.

I don’t think kids today even take pictures with a beer anymore

Meanwhile these geriatrics still think it’s cool

Boomers are basically catching up to the internet circa 1996. Ole bovine eyes just learned about the l33t hax of ctrl alt del

Joey's into Anthony for 40 boxes of ziti

Kerennnnnn we needed that gabagool

Joe has already folded. And on his phone, submitting reddit reports.

If you were casting a pedophile ring for a movie it wouldn’t get any better than this.

Deal me in boys!