No wonder why James Hefner is a homosexual. Imagine trying to stay hard trying to fuck that crypt keeper. I would rather make love with my garbage disposal than stick my dick in that stinky dry snatch.
The WHO recognizes the Official attractiveness metric as a universal scale that is congruent with the wife material chart construct. A high score on the OAT (official attractiveness test) positive correlates with factor "wife material".
I think sun exposure, smoking and booze will do that along with the natural aging process. Carol looks like she might have been passable 40 years ago and 40,000 cigarettes ago.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-29
I'd like to give Mrs Hughes a smooch
1 thrillated 2019-08-29
Language!
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-29
No wonder why James Hefner is a homosexual. Imagine trying to stay hard trying to fuck that crypt keeper. I would rather make love with my garbage disposal than stick my dick in that stinky dry snatch.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-29
She's a classic 'beard'. She probably has close to zero sex drive at this point and just pegs Joe in-between his ventures down at the Ranch.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-29
The yeasty buildup around her haggard wizards sleeve has solidified. Nothing gets in there.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-29
TYFYS I nearly puked
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-29
Ooh, can I try?
This is why I fear and hate women:
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health/news/amp40525/period-decidual-cast-gross-af/
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-29
I am not clicking on that link
1 quasi100 2019-08-29
hmm but what about the wife material chart? where would olde leatherface fall on that
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-29
The WHO recognizes the Official attractiveness metric as a universal scale that is congruent with the wife material chart construct. A high score on the OAT (official attractiveness test) positive correlates with factor "wife material".
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-29
If only we had an expert's opinion
1 thrillated 2019-08-29
I still wonder how that woman manages to look so rancid
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-29
I think sun exposure, smoking and booze will do that along with the natural aging process. Carol looks like she might have been passable 40 years ago and 40,000 cigarettes ago.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-29
She's clearly had at least one severe stroke. Half her face is looking up and the other half is looking sideways.
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-29
Do you think Lynsi’s gotten any work done over the last ten years with The Opester?
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-08-29
The guy on the left is hideous.
1 ElFaporino 2019-08-29
Boys, Don't Date a Lady with a face like Witch!