I can't prove it but I will always assert firmly that he was doing some weird fetish thing where he never washed them and probably ejaculated into them all the time, forcing his co-workers to eventually smell his sickly sugary scent.
He already obviously takes deep pleasure in making his coworkers smell his cumfarts.
He's not a well man.
You might even say this lonely fucking freak bastard is not husband material.
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1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-29
Hopefully he cant fit into those stupid maroon pants anymore
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-29
I can't prove it but I will always assert firmly that he was doing some weird fetish thing where he never washed them and probably ejaculated into them all the time, forcing his co-workers to eventually smell his sickly sugary scent.
He already obviously takes deep pleasure in making his coworkers smell his cumfarts.
He's not a well man.
You might even say this lonely fucking freak bastard is not husband material.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-08-29
Menopause really motherfucked hin.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-08-29
Lol he has zero muscle mass, he's either a dying AIDS patient or a chubby little worm. Lift some fucking weights and eat some meat, you little fruit
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-29
Have you seen his workout videos? He has a hardass personal trainer and he fucking lifts, bro.
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-29
Someone must have sneaked some yolk into his eggs.
1 Phkna1 2019-08-29
Those interns motherfucked him
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-08-29
I heard he was a real FAWKING scccccccccumBAG.....from Hawaii.
1 Cuervo_Jones 2019-08-29
Looks like he did a gasser.
1 Leofan7 2019-08-29
Piggy boy go on a fridgie ride!
1 Phkna1 2019-08-29
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!
1 willfalls2 2019-08-29
God needed a fat fuck.