Holy shit. Carnival folk would think the Cumias are trash

As a former carnie I can only confirm that first part

how dare you mock Circus people they have a wonderfull sub culture Jesus loves the folks at the bottom not filthy normies

My problem with that statement stems from the fact that I have working eyes, * and can see what she fucking looks like.*

I don't care how horny Miss Ron Perlman was, Joe - at no point would I want to fuck her.

Joe thought this girl was cute and Buzz was hideous. Imagine how truly disgusting Tranthony's first lover must have been.

u/doxxer100 comment?

That would suggest Buzz almost certainly had a dick.

I'm going to go ahead and move this one into the 'confirmed' column.

Buzz was probably that drunk ass Mexican sitting in a bush that diddled Anth

Buzz was JoeyH Colleen Cumia.

lol young Anthony was hit on by a Mexican asked if he wanted to go behind the bushes Joe Sr beat him up

If Joe would answer this question truthfully right now I would take back everything bad I ever said about him and become a BroJoe turncoat.

She looks like Ron Pearlman. No wonder he liked her.

Where did this quote come from, how did I miss this one?

What a classy family

First of all, what sixty year old man talks like this? Secondly, his whole shtick is such third grade level fake boasting that is so obviously overcompensating it’s sad. I guess when bobo and big a and pissy boy Anth are your running buddies l, you think you’re slick with this kind of shit.

The kinda white trash any brutha would enjoy blowing a load on/in.

This is not how white men speak.

" Very cute and very horny" sounds like something that pedophile from the nambla documentary would say

And btw, he was a respectable pedophile, looking for 14-15 year olds boys meanwhile AntH is into the 13 year olds (and yet feigned disgust)

You're doing god's work

One thing I've learned here is that God is pretty damn lazy. We're always doing that guy's chores.

Ron Perlman lookin ass

They took turns sipping each other's cum out of her, in between her cigarette breaks every 10 minutes.

What kind of "white" trash are Eskimo brothers, with their actual brother.

Don't forget they tag teamed their sister too

That one I get. I’d fuck Dawn now nevermind in her prime.

But not if she was your sister you big dingus

Especially if she was my sister!

Are you the long lost Cumia we've been searching for?!

I heard Joe Sr watched and jacked off and they called it a lumberjack match

I heard Joeh Sr, Joeyh Jr and Anth all cornered Dawn and they called it a Triple Threat Match.

Man training

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And to think, I user to value listen to this person's opinions.

Those talon-like hands are to blame for Ants chronic rectal prolapse.

never seen a close-up of this slob but exactly as unfuckable & heinous as i imagined. she looks like joe. they both have the same afro-centric face

She had them tight, until Joe came along and jerked off while blacks fucked her

She looks like she smells of stale cigarettes and cat piss.

I've fucked my share of pigs but I'd never date one, let alone marry one. The whole backstory with his brother James and all the "threesomes" just screams that she was his beard.

Tony Two-Shirts does seem to derive an inordinate amount of pleasure via boasting about his sexual conquests and fantasies to other men. The glee on his face while he proclaimed he "was fucking....HIS BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER" was all about the erotic thrill he felt while sharing that with other men, not from the sex act itself. Men who derive sexual pleasure via other men are commonly known as "homosexuals".

That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

Is she the one that leaked in ole crater face's bed?

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Isn’t this Kevin McCallister’s older brother?