Reminder: James Hefner idolizes Blue Oyster Cult but they threw him off stage because they all hate him and think he's a talnetless retard

50  2019-08-28 by revolvingmonk

Your heroes detest you and it eats away at your bovine faggot innards because you know they're right

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He definitely asked them to individually suck their cock after the show in order to get them to like him.

For sure offered them VIP at the Big Apple Ranch

He was happy about the video, even proud of it; and then we pointed out how shit it was and suddenly he's trying to DMCA the thing out of existence.

That's the part that I love so much about it too.

How many times do you think that tubby idiot has pulled that video up on his phone and shown it to people? He sat there with a big, stupid "Isn't this cool?" grin on his face and never realized how much of an ass everyone thinks he is.

I'm still getting phantom douche-chill pains from that video and I only saw it once.

Who the fuck idolizes blue oyster cult?

Nobody. He just settled on them because they interacted with him once.

Any true professional would do the same

I believe the phrase "look up to them" was used when he was talking about trying out for the band. Then again, he could have been talking about looking up at them while blowing them, so I guess I could be mistaken.

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They KNOW hes a talentless retard, he tried out for the band and they told him to get fucked, remember?