It's the fucking soda dude. Or Sweet Tea or Juice or whatever. Whenever you're thirsty, you have yourself a treat.
I mean like, Sprite is much tastier than water. And like root beer? Fucking tastes like heaven. But you keep consuming, like 5L a day of soda. Then boom. Your body adjusts because the human body is awesome. An anorexic model's body adjusts to three pieces of popcorn being your daily intake, a morbidly obese guy's body adjusts to a large deep dish pizza and 2 liters of orange soda. I just read on reddit the other day the fattest guy in the world was some Saudi guy who weighed 1,340 pounds. The King of Saudi Arabia stepped in to force this guy to lose weight, and he currently weighs 150 pounds. Skinnier than me now.
Everyone I know that hates the taste of soda and rarely drinks it is skinny as hell. Getting a Britta Filter or one of those fridges that filters you water for you is the shit.
I drank 6-12 cans of cheap store brand soda a day in middle school. Quit drinking soda and changed nothing about my diet in high school and lost 45lbs without trying. Now I only drink home brewed kefir water, water, and black coffee. Went from 308 to 197.3 at my lowest, now I'm at a steady 215.
Similar to milk kefir but slightly different grains. More probiotics than kombucha and easier to home brew because it's not as delicate. Make a simple syrup using organic cane sugar, add the hot syrup mixture to colder water, then add grains when the mix is room temperature. Stick in dark cabinet or corner, and then bottle with fresh blended fruit. Keep bottles out of fridge for a day and the yeast will eat the fruit sugar and make it taste like a fresh fruit water. Helps me shit.
yeah i drank 4 liters of dewie each day and was over 420 pounds. some people say it is harder to quit soda than heroin. along with getting gastric sleeve surgery i credit switching to diet dewie as being the most important change i made to lose over 100 pounds!
Lots of people in this country refuse to accept that when caloric intake is measured it all counts. If you are consuming sugar or alcohol based beverages in large quantities they are indeed real calories. If you're consuming 3000 daily calories via flavored sugar water it won't matter how many salads you have for lunch.
My issue was too much milk, juice, and diet soda. I made the switch to flavored seltzer. I really like the bite of carbonation more than the sugar, so it wasn't really a hard transition for me. Now I actually prefer Schwepps Black Cherry to say Diet Dr. Pepper. Zero calorie aspartame drinks were really starting to make me feel like shit. And the milk made me sleepy.
The best is how his ex wife ripped up their stupid Jewish wedding certificate infront of him and the kids and ralphie broke down hysterically crying. It was best that he died shortly after
I tagged along to The Ranch with my gay cousin one night and saw Joe while was there. He was dressed as a leather daddy, but i kid you not, he smelt like a fucking sewer! He was covered in shit and spit, reeking of piss! Turns out Joey has a thing for fat men. He likes to be abused and shat upon by them. To each his own. He also likes to eat their asses when shit is smeared and mixed with sweat between their flatso ass cheeks. Anyway this is right after Ralphie had passed and I over heard Joe conversing with another fag about how upset he was that he never got to "have fun" with Ralphie, and that he probably could've "rolled him in dough and found his wet spot" through connections with his brother. I was really disgusted but what the fuck do you do? I'm in their world.
35 comments
1 PatBattle1 2019-08-28
he is one of my favorite fat comedians of all time and left us way too soon!
1 myRrribz 2019-08-28
Hey Pat, could you list your top 5 favorite fat comedians of all time?
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-28
Who some of dem other comedians we got?
Dennis Milluh...
1 flip0pilf 2019-08-28
Completely forgot how fat he actually was.
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-28
Wafer Thin Mint
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2019-08-28
How did it happen?
1 Leofan7 2019-08-28
He walked into his hotel room with a bag of Jack in the Box and was never seen alive again.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-08-28
I always wonder how people end up this fat, did he just inject chocolate syrup into his veins and hibernate every day?
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-08-28
It's the fucking soda dude. Or Sweet Tea or Juice or whatever. Whenever you're thirsty, you have yourself a treat.
I mean like, Sprite is much tastier than water. And like root beer? Fucking tastes like heaven. But you keep consuming, like 5L a day of soda. Then boom. Your body adjusts because the human body is awesome. An anorexic model's body adjusts to three pieces of popcorn being your daily intake, a morbidly obese guy's body adjusts to a large deep dish pizza and 2 liters of orange soda. I just read on reddit the other day the fattest guy in the world was some Saudi guy who weighed 1,340 pounds. The King of Saudi Arabia stepped in to force this guy to lose weight, and he currently weighs 150 pounds. Skinnier than me now.
Everyone I know that hates the taste of soda and rarely drinks it is skinny as hell. Getting a Britta Filter or one of those fridges that filters you water for you is the shit.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-08-28
I drank 6-12 cans of cheap store brand soda a day in middle school. Quit drinking soda and changed nothing about my diet in high school and lost 45lbs without trying. Now I only drink home brewed kefir water, water, and black coffee. Went from 308 to 197.3 at my lowest, now I'm at a steady 215.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-08-28
What is kefir water also post photo of penis please.
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-08-28
Similar to milk kefir but slightly different grains. More probiotics than kombucha and easier to home brew because it's not as delicate. Make a simple syrup using organic cane sugar, add the hot syrup mixture to colder water, then add grains when the mix is room temperature. Stick in dark cabinet or corner, and then bottle with fresh blended fruit. Keep bottles out of fridge for a day and the yeast will eat the fruit sugar and make it taste like a fresh fruit water. Helps me shit.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-08-28
I get the shits when I eat too much goat curry and vodka.
1 rdoran93 2019-08-28
man that’s a lot of work. is it really worth it?
1 AiCPearlJam 2019-08-28
Really not a lot of work at all once you know how to make it.
1 PatBattle1 2019-08-28
yeah i drank 4 liters of dewie each day and was over 420 pounds. some people say it is harder to quit soda than heroin. along with getting gastric sleeve surgery i credit switching to diet dewie as being the most important change i made to lose over 100 pounds!
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-08-28
Lots of people in this country refuse to accept that when caloric intake is measured it all counts. If you are consuming sugar or alcohol based beverages in large quantities they are indeed real calories. If you're consuming 3000 daily calories via flavored sugar water it won't matter how many salads you have for lunch.
1 gcastrato 2019-08-28
My issue was too much milk, juice, and diet soda. I made the switch to flavored seltzer. I really like the bite of carbonation more than the sugar, so it wasn't really a hard transition for me. Now I actually prefer Schwepps Black Cherry to say Diet Dr. Pepper. Zero calorie aspartame drinks were really starting to make me feel like shit. And the milk made me sleepy.
1 SilentInvestment 2019-08-28
Alcohol too.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-08-28
He should have forgotten about having a third lunch.
1 TanCiera420 2019-08-28
Rest in Pizza
1 hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-08-28
The best is how his ex wife ripped up their stupid Jewish wedding certificate infront of him and the kids and ralphie broke down hysterically crying. It was best that he died shortly after
1 rdoran93 2019-08-28
full story? his life was a little too sad.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-28
Lmao where'd you hear this? Do you got a clip by chance?
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-08-28
When they called him on the phone and he sounded completely miserable, it made me so happy.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-28
looks familiar
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-08-28
What do you mean? Nobody here has forgotten about Bob Kelly.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-28
Looks familiar....
1 FudgeHolden 2019-08-28
The revulsion of his fatness was only exceeded by his wigger persona.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-08-28
One of AntH's brighter days was when he dropped the hammer on this annoying unfunny fat wigger fuck. I was so glad someone finally did something.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-28
Please tell me more. I don't recall. Did ant say something to this wannabe negresses face
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-08-28
I tagged along to The Ranch with my gay cousin one night and saw Joe while was there. He was dressed as a leather daddy, but i kid you not, he smelt like a fucking sewer! He was covered in shit and spit, reeking of piss! Turns out Joey has a thing for fat men. He likes to be abused and shat upon by them. To each his own. He also likes to eat their asses when shit is smeared and mixed with sweat between their flatso ass cheeks. Anyway this is right after Ralphie had passed and I over heard Joe conversing with another fag about how upset he was that he never got to "have fun" with Ralphie, and that he probably could've "rolled him in dough and found his wet spot" through connections with his brother. I was really disgusted but what the fuck do you do? I'm in their world.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-08-28
It looks like he swallowed a card table whole
1 TacolasCage 2019-08-28
AHHHH HAH HAH HAH!!!!
1 Frequent2001 2019-08-28
as he should.