Throughout Joe’s life people have been telling him he’s awesome and hardcore because they were too embarrassed for him to be honest, and he’s too much of a manchild to deal with real criticism. He’s such an oblivious moron that reading the sub was probably the first time in his life he’s ever had someone tell him his girlfriend is ugly, his cover band is gay, and he’s a parasite loser.

Imagine the dumb look he must have had on his face. 99% certain his mouth was agape.

Thats not the only thing of his thats usually gaped.

are you telling me this group of people probably think joe is successful compared to them?

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/cparty1.html

I started typing something incredibly stupid before catching myself but it really speaks to the caliber of class we're dealing with that this was a perfectly reasonable assumption before I saw the fucking Stormtrooper because morons with ConEd hardhats didn't seem out of place:

Hold the phone.. Anthony has a fucking STUFFED BAT COLLECTION HANGING ON THE WALLS IN HIS BASEMENT?? How have we never noticed or commented on this. It's almost - but not really - as bad as his plaster dinoRAWRS in his backyard.. but it's pretty close.

it was Halloween dude. Nice understanding of seasonal decorations..stupid.

It's almost like I caught myself typing something incredibly stupid that, while unobservant, was still within the realm of possibility and upon realize said stupid in time, still wanted to share because the tenants of it still elicit mirthful bemusement.

nice pontificating stupid

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While I gotcha, perchance is there an archived copy of Joe completely - and I mean not even remotely up for debate, legit hack job - BOMBING "Pride and Joy" at that wood paneled bar for Long Island's Musician's Network or whatever it was? That was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

I personally don't have that archived. I'll try to find it. The only one I was able to grab so far was this layla one. I also want to find the "in the air tonight" mic drumming too.

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/layla1.mp4

Oh how could I forget such hits from /u/doxxer100 tits as:

-"Noboby svaiting vy your side"

• the obviously faked solos for the intro (hey dummy, those notes don't bend themselves when your fingers don't move)

• the persistent feedback in the mic

• the Papyrus font banner

• the Boomer PowerPoint animations

and literally and COMPLETELY butchering the lyrics TO HIS OWN'S DAUGHTER'S NAMESAKE

Joe's version / correct lyrics in bold following, full lyrics can be found here:

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What do you do when you get lonely? And nobody's waiting by your side?

What'll you do when you get lonely? No one waiting by your side?

You've been along?!, and hiding out too long. You know it's just your foolish pride.

You've been running and hiding much too long. You know it's just your foolish pride.

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Congrats, chorus is correct! But hold the fuck on because Verse 2 isn't even REMOTELY correct.. Reminder, he NAMED HIS DAUGHTER LAYLA

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Make the best of the situation 'fore your old man bring you down (the audience fucking BURSTS out laughing at the botch job)

I tried to give you consolation When your old man had let you down.

Please don't sing.. «mumbles» never find a way. You turned my whole world upside down

Like a fool, I fell in love with you, Turned my whole world upside down.

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Congrats! Chorus 2 is right too!

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More feedback than can comfortably be absorbed by human ears..

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Make the best of your situation 'fore you finally go insane. (what's that? Your mic crapped out?)

Let's make the best of the situation Before I finally go insane.

Like a fool, I fell in love with you. Don't tell me all my love's in vain.

Please don't say well never find a way And tell me all my loves in vain.

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Tepid applause from 5 attendees, more feedback, lens flare, 85 cards of credits for the Long Island MUSICANS with the misspelled URL, www.LongIslandMusicansNetwork.com

so i found the old thread talking about it, but i haven't been able to track down the link from it in an archive yet

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cn02vs/_/ew6syt2

This place seems to bring out some real mental illness in Joe.

No he's just always been mentally ill, but I guess it's natural that we'd be blamed for it.

It's not going to end until Joe kills one of us.

Yeah that'll calm everything right down.

He is a card carrying

This is the only place that makes him feel like he has a level of fame similar to his brother. Without us, literally nobody would know or care who his brother is.

So what you're saying is.. we need to bring the full range of Joe's retardertoire to the forefront of the public's mind?

It would never work because of how obscure and irrelevant Anthony is.

Anthony like the younger, less successful brother of international rock star and creator of the Opie and Anthony show, Joseph Colleen "Edge/Schon/Heavy Ray Vaughn/Gimme Hendrix/Nirvana/Four Seasons/Solo ~Joe~James Trio" Cumia?

No one cares about him. We're talking about a verified rock GOD with over 1M faces rocked!

Would it be that hard to compile a Joe supercut that concentrates years of his idiocy into a 60” video? Try and make it go viral?

No one cares about Ant except us and some old truckers.

especially when Joe used crack with his family

I'm so glad there is an"ona" sub. No way I'm posting in anything called LoganLynn

Joe "Tits Of Fury" Cumia is just like his leering perverted brother. They go online, try to troll, fail, then start babbling like retards in a sad attempt to prove they're "right" or "winning" some imbecilic online "battle". It reminds of of the early 00s back when infamous old troll Michael Crook was constantly trying to pick fights with The Internet and always losing them.

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