When Kuhn was a toddler his father brought him along for what became a botched robbery of a Coby LaserDisc player at the Trenton Kmart.
Old man Kuhn, high on crack, panicked as he left the store, dropping the LaserDisc player in the vestibule. He heard distant sirens and imagined they were coming for him, the crackhead that he was. Little Christopher was sat on the front passenger seat as his father sped the Jeep out of the parking lot, through a red light and into a telephone pole. The child was hurtled into the shattering windshield; a shard of glass lopping off half his nose.
Rodney Kuhn was booked and charged with a slew of crimes. He served just 3 months of his 8 year sentence before being raped to death at the Rahway State Prison on Christmas Day, 1991.
Baby Christopher was rushed to the hospital for an emergency grafting surgery to repair and save what was left of his nose. The doctors looked for a black skin donor but came up empty. Their only option was the ass skin of an obese Polish woman who had just died in a bus accident. Her ass was harvested and grafted onto the toddler’s face in perhaps the first interracial skin and tissue transplant in New Jersey history. But it came with a price.
Every single day must be hell. I had to put down a pet once and the next day it was the first thought in my head as i felt guilty even though it was for the best. This fella has to wake every single day remembering his kid is dead because he tried, then gave up,to steal a low priced soundbar.
Reminder: Kuhn only got 8 years for literally murdering a child.
Between him and Artie, I’m starting to think the justice system is too lenient if anything.
Kill your own son? Ehhh you’ll be out in time to see Avatar 2. Brazenly and recklessly purchase cocaine wholesale? Ehhhhhhh just pick up some trash on the interstate for one afternoon.
Meanwhile a teenager in North Carolina who accidentally double parked while buying school supplies from a Walgreens gets 12 months in jail and a $10,000 fine.
18 comments
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-28
I just want to know what happened to his nose
1 JOE_CUMIA_IS_A_LOSER 2019-08-28
Kuhn is a 6’4 internet troll from the streets. He probably got it shot off or something.
1 Poo-U 2019-08-28
When Kuhn was a toddler his father brought him along for what became a botched robbery of a Coby LaserDisc player at the Trenton Kmart.
Old man Kuhn, high on crack, panicked as he left the store, dropping the LaserDisc player in the vestibule. He heard distant sirens and imagined they were coming for him, the crackhead that he was. Little Christopher was sat on the front passenger seat as his father sped the Jeep out of the parking lot, through a red light and into a telephone pole. The child was hurtled into the shattering windshield; a shard of glass lopping off half his nose.
Rodney Kuhn was booked and charged with a slew of crimes. He served just 3 months of his 8 year sentence before being raped to death at the Rahway State Prison on Christmas Day, 1991.
Baby Christopher was rushed to the hospital for an emergency grafting surgery to repair and save what was left of his nose. The doctors looked for a black skin donor but came up empty. Their only option was the ass skin of an obese Polish woman who had just died in a bus accident. Her ass was harvested and grafted onto the toddler’s face in perhaps the first interracial skin and tissue transplant in New Jersey history. But it came with a price.
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-28
The only time I've ever used the word vestibule is to describe the KillaKuhn situation.
This made me laugh hard.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-28
I DEMAND NAPKIN DOODLES AND COWORKER STORIES
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-28
My coworker had to ask my boss for a personal loan to get himself a used car.
Keep in mind this nigga likes to act like he's a baller and such. He doesn't know that I know about the loan, but my boss told me about it.
I'm too depressed (no joke) to do any doodles. I've been in a funk lately and can't seem to shake it.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-08-28
What's got you down big cat? Maybe we can help turn that frown upside down.
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-28
The Omar Little of this community
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-08-28
YO KUHN COMIN
1 Sienfeld202 2019-08-28
Yo Qadan, you come at the king you best not wear a seatbelt
1 Magnumdicksock 2019-08-28
Lmao
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-08-28
Yo, check the federal file!! All you pendejos know the trial was vile!!!
1 snake6118 2019-08-28
#Freekuhn
1 PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2019-08-28
Okaayh, you got me. I wuhs in the can one taym.
1 Dennyislife 2019-08-28
I totally forgot about this fella.
Every single day must be hell. I had to put down a pet once and the next day it was the first thought in my head as i felt guilty even though it was for the best. This fella has to wake every single day remembering his kid is dead because he tried, then gave up,to steal a low priced soundbar.
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-08-28
Reminder: Kuhn only got 8 years for literally murdering a child.
Between him and Artie, I’m starting to think the justice system is too lenient if anything.
Kill your own son? Ehhh you’ll be out in time to see Avatar 2. Brazenly and recklessly purchase cocaine wholesale? Ehhhhhhh just pick up some trash on the interstate for one afternoon.
Meanwhile a teenager in North Carolina who accidentally double parked while buying school supplies from a Walgreens gets 12 months in jail and a $10,000 fine.
1 TacolasCage 2019-08-28
At least he didn't let child molesters in his house
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-28
I assume u/ants_ccw_permit is writing him letters from prison and topping off his commissary account. She has a type...