Imagine the high point of your career being recorded during a 'phase' when you were imitating one of your best friends and New York comedy legends, right down to stealing his vernacular & lines

41  2019-08-28 by ThatNiggaDre

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Nothing in that movie holds up today. Nothing.

Maybe MJ’s beefers in the rain.

She is the least hot actress. Dolphin teeth and a man face

Didn’t even look at her face. Her tits are down here.

Give us your 5 star review for the latest green screen "the hero is a nier or woman or faot now" review.

He should have just been himself.

“These egg whites are unacceptable and Spider-Man motherfucked me.”

He should have just hanged himself.

Well that goes without saying

This was a blockbuster movie and he gets credited as "Surly Truck Driver" in a 4 second scene. As an actor, he's an abject failure.

What was he doIng with his hands

What I find unbelievable about that movie isn't the idea of someone being able to stick to walls and shoot webbing, but that someone with a physique like Jimmy's could get a job unloading a truck...

Who was the best friend?

CQ

I think his high point was his hopelessly embarrassing spot on The Knick.

"AMAAAAAAAAAZING SUBSTANCE!"