On Earth 2
20 2019-08-28 by YeahIGotAFace
Nana helps fund scholarships for promising inner-city students.
James Hefner is a famous session guitarist, flown in across the globe for many prominent artists.
They were both there for their mother when she died.
Bim Borton is a successful and respected fashion critic in the LGBTQ2IIA++DMCA community, happily married to his wife Alan.
Sam Roberts is nothing more than a wax statue in the Des Moines Museum of Crypto-Zoology.
Rich Vos never had to wear tiny shorts to get an extra .2 on his bag.
Nothing changes for Colin Quinn.
Bobby Kelly, former def jam poet turned gym proprietor, develops a groundbreaking diet and exercise regimen that aids in a national reduction in obesity by 6%.
Stay-at-home wife Bonnie MacFarlane pens several homekeeping and cookbooks for the next generation of America's mothers and wives.
On Earth 2
8 comments
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-28
Dr. Steve is a super-villain who kicks puppies.
Danny is still a whiny fag.
1 suirogerg 2019-08-28
Marion still thinks the world revolves around her. Goes on 6 cruises a year.
1 AdelaideJerks 2019-08-28
Opie became that model.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-28
He would die loveless and lonely in his own filth due to obesity in Earth two
1 literalotherkin 2019-08-28
There's also that hot blonde NASA officer from Armageddon which is nice.
1 FudgeHolden 2019-08-28
Patrice got all the roles Craig Robinson got on Earth 1.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-08-28
Danny is undefeated at guitar hero
Jennifer decided the cumia boys weren’t honest men and settled down with a local businessman instead
Chester is still alive thanks to his pristine liver
Carl’s wife shows her fat heavy hangers on webcams for all to see
Nikki Cox never had any plastic surgery and is still stunning
Milla jovovich found time in her schedule and her and joe began a torrid love affair That only ended Bc joe couldn’t give up being a workaholic constantly on the road booking high end gigs on album recordings
jammin Jim Florentine was tragically killed by a nj state trooper when the officer got wind of Jim’s affair with his young wife. The officer poisoned Jim’s ketchup.
Pat Duffy was arrested for murdering Sam Roberts after a bit gone too far. In a stunning turn of events, he is awarded e-los job by a grateful Sirius board upon his acquittal after Nobody was willing to testify on sams behalf. Jess goes on to marry a wealthy orthodontist in Scarsdale and enjoys multiple dinners a week not made of processed meat in the shape of a t-Rex.
Lilly is a chaste virgin and heir apparent to saint Terry as the queen of upstate ny radio after her engagement to lucky scamp Braun.
Earl Douglass purchased a luxury penthouse in nyc from the residuals off his hit black rock coalition concert series headlined by rotgut.
Erock is still fat.
1 suirogerg 2019-08-28
murdering Sam Roberts you’re gonna get taken down. Please confirm if you do, that way we know old mediocre father baby boy Sam lurks here.