Just another Bovine lie. He was probably fired the second they realized it was him, but once again, he just has to sound like a badass. Even though they’re really unreliable, I don’t think it’s that simple to beat a lie detector. And I seriously doubt Joe has the mental capacity to outsmart one.

I wonder whether that door knob detail is lifted from a movie or TV show.

I believe he is stupid enough to beat a lie detector. It makes perfect sense to me that a bovine retard is able to simply stare at a doorknob and empty his brain of all thought and emotion.

He thinks he beat the test due to some sort of sophisticated strategy when in reality he beat it by accident. It has been said that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Someone on the old sub said he beat the lie detector test because the machine couldn't detect brain activity.

I can't let this be forgotten, this is one of the most cringe worthy things that I've ever heard. That fucking dolt.

Christ he is a bore. Even when he calls in to the show he is longwinded. This dummy acts like the more words you say, the more intelligent you are

Lie detectors aren't real. They just fool stupid people into thinking the cops caught them in a lie, and they confess on the spot.

That is the only value of a lie detector.

Lie detectors are easily manipulated and taken out of context often.

This dummy thought this was a great story that would lead to him being a regular on the show lol

The Cumias are delusional and have convinced themselves that fiction is the truth so I am actually not all that surprised that Joe "It's not a lie if you believe it" Costanza beat a lie detector.

Only a nigger would brag about stealing private property from work and getting away with it.