Provisional list of people who will attend Joe Cumia's funeral.

1  2019-08-22 by GreekIsExtra

Anthony Cumia Dawn Cumia Layla Cumia Dawn's sprogs and husband Cryptkeeper Carol Bobo Homeless Bono A couple other former band members he didn't fuck over too badly Kurt Love

And that's about it. They'll have to rope in the mortuary janitor to act as a pallbearer. His funeral procession will be the family limo and two ubers.

6 comments

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-08-22

Nigel Igger

1  killgav 2019-08-22

We’ll fill out the guest book.

1  Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-08-22

Are we sure Nana will attend?

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-22

I think that thing from Barnes and nobles will be there, she was a delightful person

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-22

They'd never be able to teach the janitor the ceremonial African pallbearer dance in time.

1  gnosticprostate 2019-08-22

Layla and the Crypt-keeper likely died in the same fiery car accident as Joe, when he sped down the wrong side of the freeway to beat the traffic