Joe Cumia is a 67 year old man who wears Call of Duty shirts and cargo pants. He's also been unemployed for 45 years and has a domestic violence conviction.
And don't forget, Anth is an upstanding member of human society and would never bite a small woman's hand, stomp her ribs, and threaten to shoot her to death.
What's hilarious is when Joe's frying pan abuse came up on the show, Anth used to always say "if you know how my dad raised us, we'd never hit a woman! Joey would never do that." And now both sons are convicted domestic abusers.
Those Call of Duty shirts are so fucking embarrassing. My guess is Nana always buy the most expensive edition of the CoD games because he's such a HaRdCorE GaMEr and they come with an XXL size T-shirt that he gives to Joey Fat Tits.
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1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-08-22
This all checks out. Probably the nicest post about joeH i’ve seen lately...just stating facts.
1 Fat-Edge 2019-08-22
She hit herself with the pan, no reaaly!
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-08-22
Brother Anth saw her do it so you really can't say he hit his wife because that's proof he didn't
1 Fat-Edge 2019-08-22
Sounds completely reasonable. Based on Joey’s behavior and actions there is no way, no reaaaaayy.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-22
And don't forget, Anth is an upstanding member of human society and would never bite a small woman's hand, stomp her ribs, and threaten to shoot her to death.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-22
Brother Anth wore a wire under his dress.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-08-22
What's hilarious is when Joe's frying pan abuse came up on the show, Anth used to always say "if you know how my dad raised us, we'd never hit a woman! Joey would never do that." And now both sons are convicted domestic abusers.
1 Castov_Rising 2019-08-22
So so so so so so so you're saying hiting somebody with a frying pan makes you a domestic abuser?
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-08-22
Only of there's egg yolks in it and no mustard.
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-08-22
“You were in the military? You must have been in Vietnam.”
“nah I enlisted the day after Saigon fell.”
“Oh. Well then you must have been in Grenada.”
“Nope, deserted and fled to Canada- errrrrr I mean, got honorably discharged once I heard the news.”
“Oh.”
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-22
Also a non-combat vet, the same as a draft dodger in my eyes.
Stop taking Nanas money she's almost broke, fucking blood sucker.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-22
Those Call of Duty shirts are so fucking embarrassing. My guess is Nana always buy the most expensive edition of the CoD games because he's such a HaRdCorE GaMEr and they come with an XXL size T-shirt that he gives to Joey Fat Tits.
1 Knife_rapist 2019-08-22
I guess it's supposed to be a conversation starter for Joe: " So you play COD?" "No, I shoot real guns!" self-satisfied bovine smile
1 RacistPigeon 2019-08-22
He’s also allegedly a racist faggot piece of useless garbage.