Reminder: This sub has most likely caused Joe Cumia to cry at some point in the last few years

1  2019-08-22 by AbolishFat

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*days

He cried on the phone when begging Saint Fonner to make the torment stop. He was on the verge of tears when telling Judge Milian that Reddit does nothing but give him a problem, and he definitely cried when he sent the top man who runs the Joe Cumia site a letter saying “have a heart!”

Its a good thing i don't have a heart. I'll be turning this into mr cumios "official site" when i have time

http://thejosephcumiashow.com

that's really well made man, vuury good

Oh man as much as I hate autoplay videos, if you could sync up the background to one of his 6 fuckups during that song, particularly when he attempts and fucks up a solo and decides to palm mute instead, ribz for dayz.

"Please, have a heart like I don't!"

In Joe’s mind he’s a good person and we’re all just evil psychos who won’t leave him alone. He’s a grade-A narcissists so this makes perfect sense.

He cries because we tell him the truth.

Given his body no longer produces testosterone on its own he probably cries regularly

Has it been confirmed whether Joe Sr ever called Joe a "pissy eyed faggot" or was that just to AntH?

Sad!

would you know my name

*of I saw you on reddit... *