For the at-home chef looking to lose some weight, here's the official recipe for Old Joey's Green Eggs and Ham!

1  2019-08-22 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

10 comments

thanks for the recipe brotherman. i just started the keto diet! going to try making this with spam.

Nobody can blame ya, big guy

Anyone can do it mate

I can feel the pounds melting away already. ANYONE CAN DO IT! Thanks JoeyH!

THE results speak for THEMSELVES you can SEE the difference,.

He was on track to lose 30 lbs. the first month. He must be nothing but skin and bones by now.

special ingredient cum and child spit for extra weight loss effect

Oh that photoshop looks simply deelish

Half a pound of ham and a shit ton of mayo? That's not eating healthy. Also this whole dish sounds disgusting.

Joe posted this recipe of his on some long-winded comment about his need to lose weight. It was discussed at length in the Beige doc.